Friday, December 29, 2006

Hey I did not even tell you guys Merry Christmas. Sorry it has been really busy around here. Had a nice Christmas at our house with some friends and family. All thopugh alot of people came by through out the day only six were here for Christmas dinner. Santa came by a couple of days before to see if the day care kids had been good this year. Some have some haven't. You know who you are.

New years should be pretty big though. Last year one of our friends actually wandered over to the neighbors and slept on their porch. Then smashed his face on a rock coming up the hill. It was AWESOME!

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

What was 14 year old Danny Crawford doing out after midnight egging cars? Where was his mother? Where was the parental supervision of these kids? The mother is just as responsible for her sons death as the man that gunned him down is. You won't find my kids roaming the streets after midnight. Shit you won't find then roaming the streets at all.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006


You got married like 4 times to the same guy in a month. Was that a vacation marriage? Or I love you marriage. Four times can not be chalked up to vacation. Someone needs some protein in their diet.

Paris, Lindsey, Avril etc.

You know I could not imagine growing up in the public eye. Between the ages of 17-23 I was totally out of control. It is actually a surprise to me that I made it out alive.

Partying, running wild in the streets, boys, girls, drugs, coke, weed ectasy, sex drugs rock n roll. I could not imagine being followed by people who published everything I did. There would of been some damn good pictures. they are still young folks don't expect them to act like their forty.

The thing I don't understand is the flashing the beav thing. WHY?! I mean moon us or something. Give us the backwards beav shot. The getting out of the and just barely giving a peek. SILLINESS! Bend over and flash that thing if your really serious.

They think they are being outrageous. But its just not that outrageous. Its like look my big bald beav fell out. OH NO!

Cheney's daughter is pregnant


I love all the headlines CHENEY'S GAY DAUGHTER PREGNANT. Nice you simple minded a-holes!

I have been reading the comments over atPerez'z page. Everyone including Perez point the finger at Republicans for not supporting gay marriage. LMAO! It is not the Republicans. It is both parties. To narrow it down to a Republican/Democrat issue simplifies the issue and gives people someone to blame. It is across the board. Oregon is a very Liberal state. The recent election is proof of that. But yet the gay marriage amendment voted on in 04' did not pass. WHAT IN A LIBERAL STATE?! Yes in a liberal state. That is because once again. It is not a dem repub issue. There are people out there from both parties that are scared of the words gay marriage.

They think they will go to HELL just for voting for it. Gays deserve the same rights as we do. Plain and simple. But throwing the word marriage in there is what is causing the whole problem. I know alot of gay people do not like the words Civil Union. But that just might pass more easily then Gay Marriage.

For all those Christians in both parties the word marriage connected to gay is not feasible it is not something that they can comprehend.

If everyone would come together and compromise maybe call it Civil Marriage. Call it anything except gay marriage and it will pass. There are alot of simple minded people who will never understand gays. The same way there are simple minded people who will never understand Republicans.

There is a new Republican it started with Jesse Ventura, Then Arnold and there will be more. Kinky was one. He was just a little too crazy to get elected.

When there are more of the New Republicans is when Gay Marriage, Civil Unions or Civil Marriage will pass.

John Kerry, Hill and Bill Clinton, John Edwards do not and did not support gay marriage. Remember DOMA during the Clinton years. It was sponsored by both parties. Remember Don't ask, Don't tell. How easily we forget that the Democrats are quick to abandon the gay community when they are needed most.

I voted for Gay marriage and so did my Republican friends so go figure.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Crazy drug dealen GRANMA

Got this in an e-mail.

Oh yeah...apply THIS philosophy to your retirement fund.
Published: October 22, 2006Nancy Pelosi condemned the new record highs of the stock market as "just another example of Bush policies helping the rich get richer". "First Bush cut taxes for the rich and the economy has rebounded with new record low unemployment rates, which only means wealthy employers are getting even wealthier at the expense of the underpaid working class".She went on to say "Despite the billions of dollars being spent in Iraq our economy is still strong and government tax revenues are at all time highs. "What this really means is" that business is exploiting the war effort and working Americans, just to put money in their own pockets".When questioned about recent stock market highs she responded "Only the rich benefit from these record highs. Working Americans, welfare recipients, the unemployed and minorities are not sharing in these obscene record highs"."There is no question these windfall profits and income created by the Bush administration need to be taxed at 100% rate and those dollars redistributed to the poor and working class"."Profits from the stock market do not reward the hard work of our working class who, by their hard work, are responsible for generating these corporate profits that create stock market profits for the rich. We in congress will need to address this issue to either tax these profits or to control the stock market to prevent this unearned income to flow to the rich".When asked about the fact that over 80% of all Americans have investments in mutual funds, retirement funds, 401K's, and the stock market she replied "That may be true, but probably only 5% account for 90% of all these investment dollars. That's just more "trickle down" economics claiming that if a corporation is successful that everyone from the CEO to the floor sweeper benefit from higher wages and job security which is ridiculous". How much of this "trickle down" ever get to the unemployed and minorities in our county? None, and that's the tragedy of these stock market highs.""We democrats are going to address this issue after the election when we take control of the congress. We will return to the 60% to 80% tax rates on the rich and we will be able to take at least 30% of all current lower Federal Income Tax taxpayers off the roles and increase government income substantially. We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income in our country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest." When asked how these new tax dollars would be spent, she replied "We need to raise the standard of living of our poor, unemployed and minorities. For example, we have an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in our country who need our help along with millions of unemployed minorities. Stock market windfall profits taxes could go a long ways to guarantee these people the standard of living they would like to have as "Americans"

Friday, December 01, 2006

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

This is crazy!

I found the link to this video over at A WelshView.

Monday, November 27, 2006

This is just gross. The chick looks like she is gacked out. If the wind picks up shes a goner. YUCK! This is what is wrong with the Hollywood crowd. They think this look is attractive.

Look at Meg Ryan's face it is all messed up. It is just plain sad how weird she looks. She is just a few more surgeries away from lookin like Michael Jackson.

A lot of people in Hollywood have that look the stretched out plactic look. Its weird.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Another case

Where a no man would of come in handy!

Dress Tom Cruise
While I enjoy a good crotch shot as much as the next guy. I think maybe Brittany needs to realize that she is fighting for the custody of her children and the best thing to do is to present a good image. Hanging around with Paris and flashing the beav is not the best idea. There are all these yes people in Hollywood.

What everyone needs is a good no person? Especially Tom Cruise, and Lindsay and Paris and Brittany and Snoop Dogg and Kate Hudson. Some one should of told her not to dump her husband for ol Honker nose Owen Wilson. He is weird looking and talks weird. His brother is much cuter.


Nancy Pelosi and her Democrats are not focusing on issues they are focusing on revenge. Revenge against Republicans for stealing their power over the past eight years. They need to quit. It was a big mistake to elect the Democrats they are going to do nothing except have all these investigations that lead to nothing and waste taxpayers money. They do not care about us, the war or the state of our economy. They care about revenge against the Republicans. The nest two years will be a stale mate of crying libs not getting anything done.


We need to quit pussy footing around Iraq. Bomb the hell out of Sadar city. If that is where the insurgents are hiding bomb the fuck out of it. The people there like the insurgents they support the insurgents bomb them. Bomb on Ramadan. Bomb the temples they are hiding in. Bomb them. Quit worrying about the world view. Because right now we look like pussies.

We are worried about civilian casualities while the insurgents willing kill civilians daily. The number is rising. Bring in more troops seal off the borders and kill anyone that tries to cross.

We are not fighting Iraqis we are fighting insurgents from other countries that do not care about the people of Iraq.

We can not leave Iraq because we need to be there to fight Russia, Syria, and Iran.

A prime example

Of how Portland sucks. I have this lady I babysit for. The state paid me for a while until she lost her job. Why did she loose her jobs? She tested positive for meth while on the diversion program. The city went to her job and arrested her. So she was fired. There for she needed more support from the state. They did not keep her in jail. She continued the diversion program never testing positive again, while continuing to use. She actually graduated from the program. She was clean and off drugs now right. Wrong she was arrested again after being caught on tape making a drug deal while her kids were there. Nice huh. They did not take her to jail once again. Because her son is special needs and there was no on to take him at the time. Her mother with dementia was also there. So off to diversion she went again. Giving a clean urine sample for every "random" test she took. Last night there is a call on my caller I.D. from Clackamas County Sheriffs. It was her she had been arrested again. I didn't answer. So any bets that she gets out and goes back into diversion.

Diversion is a joke. It is a waste of taxpayers money. She tells me how she passes her test. She has her daughter pee in a cup. She tells the lady watching her she can't pee. Ask her to turn on the water. While her back is turned she pours her daughters urine in the cup. There are so many people that go through this program doing drugs the whole time. How random can a drug test be if they call you and tell you tomorrow we are going to test you? A random drug test should be exactly that random when she shows up for her "diversion class' she should have to pee in a cup without any warning what so ever. The citizens of Oregon are being forced to pay for yet another program that is failing. It is just turning the tweekers back out on the streets to dig through our trash and sale their food stamps for meth. This is not the only case. I had two neighbors in Tualatin that held decent jobs, did meth and were in diversion never failed a test either. Graduated and got their little certificates that said they were both clean. A year later they are living in their car. Still doing meth. But at least they had their certificate to hang on the wall of their van. Yea for Portland once again!

What is weird to me is that I can look at these people and tell they are on meth. But their counselors in the program can't. They need to give these tweekers the hair drug test or draw blood. Because the urine test is not working. If they fail the test once while in diversion they should go straight to jail.

Oregon libs

I wonder how the Oregon libs feel about electing Kuloncowski now? Pretty stupid huh. They all yell that they want change that the schools are bad, economies in the dumps. So what do the stupid libs do they re-elect the man who has done nothing. He added 35,000 more kids to the Oregon Health plan. YEA! More tweekers kids get free medical care while their parents stay home and smoke meth. Yea for meth smoking Oregonians and we the working people who support them.

And then theres the floods. He still has not apologized for saying a little rain in Oregon is not a national emergency. While the city of Tillamook is washing away. And when asked about his comment he stammered as much as he did during his acceptance speech! The man can not complete a sentence with our saying uh.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Apparently the Vatican says that building a fence between the U.S. and Mexico is inhumane. But we also need to cinsider that this is the same group that endorses the inhumane act of fucking altar boys. So who cares. They seem to have forgotten what inhumane is.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Its mind bogglin I tell ya. The state of Oregon is in trouble our schools are failing, tweekers are roaming the street virtually unbothered by the police. There are Bridge beavers working across from businesses in front of our children. Standing in front of taverns and at the bus stops. We have people rumaging through our trash in broad day light. They don't even wait til its dark. Trash day they are out there at 8:00 in the morning diggint through our trash. Right in front of us.

We are taxed to the point that we can't afford to be taxed anymore, then they tax us more. They do away with all their natural resources that made the State money and expect the people to make up for the loss. People are whining and complaining and want change.

So what do they do? They vote for the same people who caused the problem. I don't understand it. Democrats have run our state into the ground. The don't care about anyone in this state except for the people on welfare. People with jobs are seen as fair game. As benefactors. People to suck more money out of. We who own our own homes are forced to support people who do not want to do anything for themselves. The people who feel the Government owes it to them to take care of them and their families.

It's a bunch of CRAP. Darlene Hooley does not give a hooey about the hard working people of Oregon, neither does Kulongougeme or WU. We are their cash cow and they need to start caring.

There has been a extreme mismanagement of money in the State and we just hand it back over to the people who made the mess.

A true feminist

What a great woman. She has survived and seen more then some of us every dreamed of. She continues to smile and continues to fight for Iraq.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006


It has been raining for like five days now. I can't take it anymore. There is no school tomorrow, so it will be a mad house here. Pray for me.

The only thing I can say

about the Democrats winning is that they finally get the chance once and for all to show us how incompetent they are. They wanted it there you go you got two years to screw it all up. Just in time for another Republican to step in and clean up the mess. I'm thinking Giuliani.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

This is a good one.

I just realized

That I was watching Martha Stuart and it freaked my deak! She is weird. She told this 28 or so year old guy to go to the notions store. A notions store. Men nowadays don't know what a notions store is older men, rich dudes and maybe a few gay men know what a notions store is. But not the average male. The poor guy looked confused.

She is so weird. Why do people watch her? I don't get it.

Monday, November 06, 2006

Michael Reagan called with an important message and poll. I am letting my 13 year old take the poll.
Hey man don't forget to vote!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Kanya's mouth is way bigger

Kanya's mouth is way bigger then his penis. What an idiot! He says he didn't see the winning video but it couldn't be better then his. That's like voting when you don't know the issues.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Check out this site

The new imigrant

Got this in my e-mail


Newspapers simply won't publish letters to the editor which they either deem politically incorrect (read below) or which don't agree with the philosophy they're "pushing" on the public. This woman wrote a great letter to the editor that should have been published - but with your help it will get "published" via cyberspace!

New Immigrants

From: "David LaBonte"My wife, Rosemary, wrote a wonderful letter to the editor of the Orange County Register which, of course, was not printed. So, I decided to "print" it myself by sending it out on the Internet.
Pass it along if you feel so inclined.Dave LaBonte (signed)Written in response to a series of letters to the editor in the Orange County Register:Dear Editor:So many letter writers have based their arguments on how this land is made up of immigrants. Ernie Lujan for one, suggests we should tear down the Statue of Liberty because the people now in question aren't being treated the same as those who passed through Ellis Island and other ports of entry.Maybe we should turn to our history books and point out to people like Mr.Lujan why today's American is not willing to accept this new kind of immigrant any longer. Back in 1900 when there was a rush from all areas of Europe to come to the United States, people had to get off a ship and stand in a long line in New York and be documented. Some would even get down on their hands and knees and kiss the ground. They made a pledge to uphold the laws and support their new country in good and bad times. ! They made learning English a primary rule in their new American households and some even changed their names to blend in with their new home. They had waved good bye to their birth place to give their children a new life and did everything in their power to help their children assimilate into one culture.Nothing was handed to them. No free lunches, no welfare, no labor laws to protect them. All they had were the skills and craftsmanship they had brought with them to trade for a future of prosperity.
Most of their children came of age when World War II broke out. My father fought along side men whose parents had come straight over from Germany, Italy, France and Japan. None of these 1st generation Americans ever gave any thought about what country their parents had come from. They were Americans fighting Hitler, Mussolini and the Emperor of Japan. They were defending the United States of America as one people.
When we liberated France, no one in those villages were looking for the French-American or the German American or the Irish American. The people of France saw only Americans. And we carried one flag that represented one country. Not one of those immigrant sons would have thought about picking up another country's flag and waving it to represent who they were. It would have been a disgrace to their parents who had sacrificed so much to be here. These immigrants truly knew what it meant to be an American. They stirred the melting pot into one red, white and blue bowl.And here we are in 2006 with a new kind of immigrant who wants the same rights and privileges. Only they want to achieve it by playing with a different set of rules, one that includes the entitlement card and a guarantee of being faithful to their mother country. I'm sorry, that's not what being an American is all about. I believe that the immigrants who landed on Ellis Island in the early 1900's deserve ! better than that for all the toil, hard work and sacrifice in raising future generations to create a land that has become a beacon for those legally searching for a better life. I think they would be appalled that they are being used as an example by those waving foreign country flags.And for that suggestion about taking down the Statue of Liberty, it happens to mean a lot to the citizens who are voting on the immigration bill. I wouldn't start talking about dismantling the United States just yet

(signed) Rosemary LaBonte

Monday, October 23, 2006

Anna Nicole Blamed By Half-Sister for her sons death. We have all seen Anna's backwards ass country fuck family on numerous occasions. They are a bunch of toothless tweekers who are trying to make money off of Anna any way they can. Screw them and what they have to say about Daniels death. Might as well stroll out to Johnson Creek and ask the bridge beaver what she thinks. Just get the same incoherent response.
Why do we have to pay for tweekers medical treatment? Did you know that the city of Portland paid to have a tweeker who had already had three open heart surgeries(that we paid for) to be airlifted from Lincolin CIty to Portland for medical care. She chooses to keep doing crystal meth. But we are responsible for repairing and providing up keep for the body she chooses to destroy? If a person chooses to destroy their body why do we the hard working tax payers have to pay for its repair.

But yet our schools need money and our kids aren't learning.? But hey tweeken Susie needs new teeth. Tweeken Pete has a bad heart. Why because of meth, because of their personall choices?

Why are our kids not learning because we oay for these peoples up keep. And their speed. We give them all food stamps which they trade for speed. then they go get food from the food bank cuz they done traded their food stamps for meth. So we pay for the up keep and their meth.

What the Hell does a tweeker need new teeth for? They are usually homeless and wandering ther streets turning tricks for cash to buy more meth. They don't need teeth for turning tricks. Plus after they get the teeth they continue to use meth, which continues to eat away at their gums so then they need new teeth cuz their teeth don't fit no more.
Then when we repair their heart and they keep doing more meth so then what do we do pay for a heart transplant. So they can destroy that heart too? It is just stupid to pay for the up keep of people who are destroying themselves!

It is a viscous cycle that is a huge money pit and Tom Potter and Ted Kulongougus want to throw more money down that pit. I say put a man holecover over that pit and let them fend for themselves! It'll save us alot of money. Everyone who receives state aid should pass a drug test.

James Chasse

This mans family blames the police for their brother being dead because they can not accept the fact that they turned their back on him. His brother chose to ignore the fact that his brother was mentally ill and wandering the streets of Portland. Causing inconvenience for and maybe even harm to the people of Portland. But hey as long as he did not have to deal with the situation right. As long as his brother was "safe and alive" right.

Wrong. He shirked his responsibility. And now his brother is dead and they want to point their fingers at everyone else but themselves. Why not pay for the help his brother needed. Too much money or too much hassle to deal with him?

Portland has a real problem with homelessness with the mentally ill and tweekers roaming the streets and the families of these people choose to let the police deal with the problem. They know that their family members can be violent and out of control. But instead of handling the members of their families themselves its easier to turn their backs and ignore the situation and let the city of Portland and its residents deal with these people. But now that he is dead all of a sudden they care.

These are great

Lords of the Logistic

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Ms I mean Mr Jaskson dresses like a female school teacher in hopes of picking up 14 year old boys.

Cuz everyone knows 14 year old boys love school teachers.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Dixie chick stuff on Ebay.

I should buys these and sale them and donate the money to Republican party The guitar alone would piss off abunch of libs.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

I know theres dead people and a plane in the side of a building and a fire and falling pieces from an airplane.......BUT I'm Alec Baldwin DAMMIT!!


Tuesday, October 10, 2006


Quit being pussies and run the ad!
What Barbra, the Dixie Chicks and others fail to realize is that all their fans aren't Bush haters. 1/2 of the population of the US is Republican. And yes we too watch TV, buy concert tickets and C.D.'s. Alot of us have quit buying movie tickets and maybe more of us will quit buying CD's. Why do the stars choose to alienate 1/2 of their fan base by sticking their politics in what they do? I mean REPUBLICANS ARE FANS TOO!

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Read this before you get your next tattoo.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Singen group Clowns busted!

500 pounds of cocaine. Mans that's a lot of smack. Italian Singen Clowns are crazy! And stupid. How long were they planning on touring for? 500 pounds of cocaine just really seems like maybe their going a bit over board with the cocaine.
They were nominated for best Children's Album. Go figure.

I was expecting that it was a story about Insane Clown Posse. Not some singen Italians.

Monday, October 02, 2006


Poor George. Someone needs top tell his partner Kenny that it is going to take more then a McDonalds to fix him. He his messed up. He has a real problem. He needs say some rehab maybe. Does Mc Donalds offer that? Doesn't that make four times now?,,2006450634,00.html
I'd say he had more then an alcohol problem. He has some mental issues. He's a pedophile. Maybe an alcoholic too. But mostly a pedophile.

Sunday, October 01, 2006


City rag has some great nudist vacation photos.

Saturday, September 30, 2006


Dude check out this chick! Apparantly she is saying Hell sodomy, or death camps to you all.

Friday, September 29, 2006

The passing of The Big Gold Dog....

Go to Streams and read the passing of the Big Gold Dog. It is just sad and touching. And a great tribute to mans best friend. I love my dogs even the giant stinky one.

Thursday, September 28, 2006


They are viscous little creatures.
Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907.

"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Well there you go Chavez.

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WHAT? Wasn't me!

My dog

Sophie the dog

I have a dog that really stinks. I have tried every kind of food except Eucanuba, which I bought for her on Saturday for 35 dollars for a 40 pound bag. I told the lady at Pets mart about how much my dog stank. She said it is most likely her anal glands. Yeah I have been told that. But personally I can't bring my self to ask some one to squeeze my dogs anal glands.

So I got on line and found out how to do it. I snapped on my gloves and decided to do it myself. The whole process was successful. I think any way she has been running and playing with Mongo again. Which she has not done for a while?

I think the whole thing left her feeling violated. And me queasy. But it does help to take a couple of shots before squeezing your dogs butt glands. She still watches me out of the corner of her eyes to make sure I'm not coming at her again.

Monday, September 25, 2006

The article should say that Arron came down off his Cocaine and B-12 high, and realized he'd gotten too high and proposed.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006


Do these people travel with a pound of weed. Is that their personal. It seems as if a lil sack of personal tucked away some where would be a better idea. And about the schrooms LMAO that is just retarded. How old is he? 73 no wonder his politics are all screwed up hes straight up trippen. WHEW!

You know whats weird?

How much everyone loves McDreamy. McDreamy is the perfect man. Really?! So the perfect man to some American women is a man who cheats on you and then can't decide if he wants you or his wife. I know thats what I would want in a man. A flip floppin liar and a cheat. Perfect!


Apparantly Jesus is roaming the streets of Oregon. Or at least someone who looks like him according to craigslist.

The post says not to be scared of him. But I think anyone should be leery of a person dressed like Jesus roaming the streets.

I hope no Muslims think hes the Pope. Now isn't exactly the time to be lookin like the Pope.
We should cut off Venezuela. We should give them no more money. America gives them a huge chunk of money for their oil. Cut them off who cares if gas prices go up. Let Iran buy the freaking oil. Instead of taking money from Hitler. Hugo Chavez lives a very nice lifestyle thanks to America maybe if it was gone he would appreciate it more.
This is just stupid!

Friday, September 15, 2006

Okay right now I am sitting on hold with the phone/cable company. We have digital voice and it is ticken me OFF! Totally! My phone will ring twice then hang and when I answer it, it just beeps. TOTALLY IRRATATING! When people call it is busy or it just beeps in their ear.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

So this does not make any sense to me. Why are they killing the Sting Rays. It just seems weird. Who does that? What kind of whack job goes out and kills a Sting Ray because one killed Steve Irwin? That's like killing all actors cuz on shot Lincoln.

You know it is probably a camera man or crew member that loved Steve Irwin and now he is killing all the sting rays in revenge. It really wasbn't the Rays fault. Its not like he invited Steve over to swim then killed him. I,,3-2353742,00.html

Thursday, September 07, 2006

So Billy boys mad

WHO CARES! He needs to accept responsibility for his administration lack of concern for terrorism. They did not care about Bin Laden. Even after numerous attacks on the US. He dropped the ball.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Finally someone speaks some sense

Finally a leader in the Middle East steps up and speaks the truth! Arab leaders are making their people poor and keeping them poor! All in the name of a war tha can not be won.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Go read this post

By Arianna I'm a dumb BITCH Huffington. It seems she wants another terror attack on the US so there will be a regime change and the libs will take over.
Video of the dude that wanted to blow up the Sears tower.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Kelly Clarkson rocken out
I don't know what it means. My London, London Bridge. Should it go down when you come around? When who is the you that comes around? What is my London Bridge and what does it do? Does Fergie even know what it is? I saw an interview with her and it did not seem like she did?

Do I have a Londo Bridge?

Monday, August 21, 2006

Good Gawd man. I'm thinken my old man needs a speedo.

More pics at


This dude is full of shit. He would not be a suicide bomber. If he would be a suicide bomber then he would of already done it. How come people who support suicide bombers don't encourage their children to be bombers? Like Arafat and his wife you did not see them sending their kids to blow people up.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Theres a giantspider in my garage. I have not seen it. But my husband has seen it twice. He says it is big enough to eat our dogs. Now I don't want to do laundry. What if I accidently grab it? Send back up

Friday, August 18, 2006

I hate to say it. And I am disappointed he most likely didn't do it. I think he just needed a plane ticket back from Thailand.
Hello the Rolling Stones suck. Maybe the problem is that people are getting sober and realizing how bad these guys suck. They are disturbing to watch and a little bit stupid. Who falls out of a tree trying to get a freaken coconut?
What a crazy bitch. Have you noticed peace activist do nutty things? That one activist put that guy in a coma. Is it because they can only handle being peaceful for so long? I just don't understand what the problem with these people is. And why the HELL did she pee in the floor? What was the point of that?
And why are up to four books of matches allowed on a plane? Thats stupid. Why do people need matches on a plane?

The airlines need to have parachutes available for people like this. Strap em on and shove their dumb asses out the door. If they make, they make it. If they don't so be it. Natural selection, survival of the fittest.

I wonder if she keestered the screwdriver. Wouldn't that hurt a little bit. Sorry I didn't want to go there, but I did.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

I think this is Mick Jagger

Sandra Bernhard is a big liped Left Wing Nutjob. I mean look at her she looks like Mick Jagger. You could put them side by side and not be able to tell the difference. I know I won't be using MAC. Thanks anyway.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Why do men call women Cunts. Really why? They view it as an insult. But for most men, straight men anyway, it is their favorite part of a woman's body. So when they call you a cunt aren't they are actually just calling you a sweet ass pussy. Go figure?!

Sandra Bernhardt

Sandra announced that she is a stupid bitch. Some one should blow the bitch up. Her lips alone are weapons of mass destruction. After 9/11 you would think she would want precautions to be taken to prevent another incident. Especially since her crazy ass is going to be flying. GAWD! Libs are stupid!

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Poor Dems

Poor ol Joe he is actually the Democrats only chance to win the Presidency. He understands the war on Terror and supports it. That is what they need to do right now.

But instead they are hanging on to the tail coats of Crazy Cindy and Mindless Moore and going along for the ride. They actually think that's what people want. That during this day and time that Americans want a pussy for President. You know they are going to run some giant soft spoken pussy boy. With pretty hair. That's going to loose and loose big.

It is really sad the way they are treating this guy. He has loyally served the Democratic party and they turn on him. Like bullies in the school yard.

That is what they get for putting Nancy and Howard in charge.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Michael Huffington matching donations

Who'd of thunk it

Who'd of thunk that Oliver Stone's movie would suck. Don't all of his movies SUCK!? I think they do. I'll take Cindy's word for it. Cindy say for people bot living in New York it might not be too soon. I live in Oregon and I say this movie is way to soon after the devastation of 9/11. I find it disgusting that Oliver Stone wants to profit off of this.

Rep. Cynthia McKinney: 'I'm Not Perfect'

I'm not perfect and I suck!

Thursday, August 03, 2006

I remember

I remember the last month of summer being dedicated to Randy Storie. Being in the band taught me alot of discipline. I really liked Marching Season, but dreaded concert season. I was a flag/flute player oh and I played the cymbals one year in marching season. I use the term "flute player" loosely. I sucked. And the other people in the band were not too patient with the fact that I sucked. It was a humiliating experience pretty much every day of concert season.

But it was not my decision to be in the band. It was a "FAMILY TRADITION". That GAWD for humiliating "family traditions".
No need to put the soldiers name or the translators name in the story. They aren't as important as journalist. We know.

George Catsup

Hey man they got W Catsup.

Paris Hilton TMI

First of all she doesn't know what Tony Blair looks like. Hello where have you been, have you had you head up your ass, well most likely? How can you not know what Tony Blair looks like. And to compare herself to Marilyn and Diana. WHATEVER!? Marilyn Manson maybe!

And who the HELL CARES IF SHE IS HAVING SEX OR NOT!!! We have all seen her do it and it is just not that interesting! Her eyes glow and vagina and everything is green. Plus she is just not that exciting to watch. I think she has quit having sex because everyone says she sucks at it!

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Another great web site

Cover the fake injuries in the Middle East. If you look at my previous post it seems to happen alot! I don't see the Israelis faking injuries. But they already have our sympathy and support.


Go and watch Pallywood.

One can only hope the Dems loose.

Just think of ol Rangel retiring makes me giddy.

Monday, July 31, 2006


Watch this it is too freakin funny!


The whole Mel Gibson thing is stupid. He said these things drunk. Was he standing on a podium in front of his country saying things about Jews. No he was in a drunken state. The leader of Iran says shit about the Jews everyday, he has called for the destruction of Jews and the left wing press ignores him and attacks Mel. Go figure.

We have all said stupid things when we were drunk and regretted it later. I sure some of these reporters have too.

Location, Location, Location

While everyone has been whining about no weapons of mass destruction, the way the world views us blah, blah, blah, blah. George Bush has quietly watched and waited. He said we would smoke out every last terrorist. And that is exactly what he has done. Smoked them out. Look at them their pouring out of their snake holes.

George Bush has placed us right where we need to be? Where's that? Right smack dab in the middle of the terrorist groups and the countries that back them. Everyone says we should of attacked Iran. That was not feasible at the time. But now we can we can just stroll across their border.

Where ever we go the terrorist will follow. We go to Iran they follow us to Iran. We go to Syria they follow us to Syria. The war in Iraq was not an unjust war. It a necessary war, a war that ousted a dictator and placed us in the position to roll into what ever country we need to roll into. The terrorist won't stay behind to bomb the Iraqis they will be walk to Iran or say Syria.

It is all the same war the war on terrorism. Iraq was a necessary war to gain a foot hold in the Middle East and we have . See the smoke?

This makes me want to hurl!

But if people want to swing dead eels at each other. Its their purgative.,,2-2006340819,00.html
More proof Hezbollah sucks! As if we needed it.,,19955774-5007220,00.html
Put on some pants!

Monday, July 24, 2006

I think ol George needs to use the S*** word more often in this whole Middle East situation. Maybe throw a few F*** words in there too. He needs to come off like Reagan did?! Make these people understand that he will not hesitate to use force against them.

I have told people for years that the war in Iraq was for one thing and one thing only to position ourselves right in the Middle of all the mess. Right on the border of the countries that need the biggest spanking. Iran, Syria. Boom we are right there. We don't have to move all our troops in. We could not have invaded Iran. We could invade Iraq and it gave us a stronghold in the region. Plus everyone came. When we went to Afghanistan the only people that came were the Taliban, the one American dude and a couple of Australians. The terrorist were too poor to get to Afghanistan and Bin Laden ain't gonna pay their way to get there. So they all poured in to Iraq. It was the right move at the right time and BOOM there we are ready to move into Iran and take all the terrorist with us. Then they can blow up their own country for a change.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

How come all the people with dual citizenship that are being evacuated from Lebanon, all of a sudden consider themselves Americans all of a sudden? They seem to be the ones yelling the loudest to get out.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

I have a virgin question....?

SO when Muslims die and get their virgins. Are they all Muslim virgins? Or do they get Jewish, Baptist virgins or just Muslim virgins? Do they get boys virgins or just girl ones?

Are they enough virgins to go around? Do only the men get the virgins for becoming martyrs or do the women martyrs get virgins too? And how about the 12 year olds that blow themselves up do they get virgins or are they too young to get virgins?

I think if I was a Jewish virgin and saw bombs coming at my house I would do it with the first person I could find? Cuz who wants to spend eternity with a hairy Muslim man who does not wear deodorant? Really? Does the virgin thing make sense?" Would God really sentence some Buddhist virgin to eternity with a hairy unabomber?

You know if these guys had been corn wrestlin the cops would of known what was going on. Theres no mistaken a good corn wrestlin match!
Miss thing says just don't mess with Polly pocket!

Cuz everyone knows

Mexicans love their chicken fresh. Who doesn't? Whats the big deal you kill em in the store or you kill em at the factory? Whats the dif? A dead chickens a dead chicken.

We aren't gay we're Bi Sexual

I can actually say I have never wondered if Gayle and Oprah were gay. I just figured they were Bi. But now my imagination is running amuck. I need a washcloth to clean the image out my brain. GOOD GAWD MAN!

But hey, thanks for clearing it Oprah. Maybe she needs to step out of the place where God lives and grasp on to the carousel ring of reality.

Monday, July 17, 2006

This dudes trip to North Korea
They should keep this man in coustody. He is as bad as the terrorist.


Clinton would fight for Israel, but when the World Trade Center was attacked the first time he did nothing. Why was our country not worth fighting for.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

REad this blog! Has some great links too

nice group of Muslims


Why do people still believe what this freak of nature says. You can tell he is a liar. He has sex with children. And has most likely been grooming his own children for sexual purposes. He is sick and should have his children removed from his custody!

Check out this site

Thursday, July 06, 2006

How much do you know?

Take the quiz.
Another "Peace Activist" hard at work kicken ass and taken names.

White Men Can’t Jump, but Might Have Assaulted

In his supposed quest for peace, Woody Harrelson wrote a column in 2002 about a hypothetical presidency of his own.

According to Harrelson’s article, which was published in the U.K. Guardian, a Harrelson administration would cut the defense budget in half and close all nuclear power plants.

In other words, if Harrelson were president he would ensure that we would lose our superpower status and guarantee that we were completely and utterly dependent on foreign oil.

Harrelson reportedly said, “The war against terrorism is terrorism. The whole thing is just bull****.”

His quest for peace might be better pursued closer to home.

Recently, as he left a Hollywood celebrity hotspot, the actor-activist allegedly assaulted a photographer.

The Los Angeles Police Department is conducting a criminal investigation into the incident.

The star of “People vs. Larry Flint” was leaving the nightclub, Element, when the assembled paparazzi began to take a few photographs.

Harrelson purportedly asked one of the cameramen, Josh Levine, to stop snapping. He then walked over, put his hand on the camera and again asked Levine to stop.

As a fight broke out between the two men, another photographer who was present shot some pictures of the altercation.

Levine has filed a criminal complaint against Harrelson.

Harrelson's publicist told, "Unfortunately, this is not the first or last time the paparazzi have provoked an incident with a celebrity. Mr. Harrelson is evaluating all of his legal options against the photographer."

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

"Peace activist" keepin the peace.,2106,3722637a1860,00.html

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Front Page says good bye to Star

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

The View

My prediction is that the View will suck next year. Some one should tell ms Walters that people quit watching Rosie's show Cuz Rosie sucks!

First Meredith now Star. The View will suck and everyone will quit watching and watch Tyra instead.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

North Korea

Some interesting pics from North Korea

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Living Fossil found

Articles on Iraq

Ann Coulter

I guess not as many people are as upset with Ann as the Libs would like us to think. These four women are being used as Political pawns for Kerry. The simple fact that they blame Bush for the 9/11 attacks is proof enough. Bill Clinton ignored Bin Laden and his group of psychos for 8 years. He ignored attack after attack on American here and abroad. Bin Laden thought Bush would not react and George Bush reacted unlike Clinton who cowered like a pussy.

There are lots of 9/11 widows standing up for Ann and thanking her for addressing the subject of these four women.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Mentos and Diet Coke.

This is a good video of Mentos and Diet Coke. Brought to you by the guys at Best one I have seen yet.

Al Gore and his movie

Seems as if the Scientist have a lil different view then Al does. Maybe Gore should stick to inventing things like he did with the internet. It seems Al is pinning his hopes of running for President on this movie.

Friday, June 09, 2006

So I fell in one of my rose bushes. It was a bit painful. I dug out a trench behind my rose bush and was putting plastic down inthe trench when I lost my balance. I tried grabbing on to the side of the house to no avail. So I let out this yell. My husband said it sounded like a wounded animal. Then I tried ever so slowly to fall into the bush. It seemed to work out okay. The damage to my person was way less the expected.

This song goes out to

our friend Zarqawi

Thursday, June 08, 2006


Well Satan Day came and went with out anything big happening. Well I think nothing happened. I pretty much missed the whole day hangin out smokin crack with SATAN and killing ll kittens. That is why nothing happened it was not the month long pray a thon. It was me keepin the big red dude busy.

So everyone say thank you MS Fanni.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

What a fargin idiot.
If only I lived in the space where God is with Oprah.

Then I too could be a self righteous whatchmacallit. I think these people have gone nutty. They need to come hang at my crib for a day or two and see what real life is all about. Then they would quit taking themselves so damn seriously.

People like me

You know there are alot of people my age who vote Republican or Democrat just for one or two issues. Like me I vote Republican because of taxes and terrorism. I support gay rights, I am pro choice both typically Democrat issues. I also believe Pot should be legalized and all the money should be given to schools. I like drinken, cussin and smokin. I believe in God but don't go to church.

To me my taxes are more important then gay rights and terrorism is more important then pro choice. While pro choice is important. People who blow us up seems to be a bigger issue to me.
Plus Democrat leaders are weird. They are all cock eyed and goofy lookin. Even the spokes people for Dems are weird.

What we need is a another political party. One that wraps everything into one group. We need an independent candidate that is not totally off the wall. We need to leading politicians to break off from their prospective parties and run as independents. Say McCain and Lieberman or Giuliani and Condi. We need some legitimate independent candidates to run.

There are a whole bunch of twenty, thirty and forty something people who are disenfranchised from both parties.

Log Cabin Republicans grasp it now we need a candidate that does.

Bunch of pctures


The catapillar we caught became a moth.

The boots my Cuzzin Tim sent me.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Wonder if they were tweeken?! Looks like it.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Florida Cracker had this link. This is why two men getting onto a high school bus should concern peoplea little more then it does.

The School Siege in Beslan
My friend sends me this e-mail from the Portland Police that says this is National Seatbelt Week. That police will be making sure everyone is wearing their seatbelts.


We have tweekers roaming the streets of Southeast Portland. We have Bridge Beavers sittin on Johnson Creek bridge slingen their beaver pelt 24/7. Downtown the panhandling problem is out of control and so is the homeless teen problem. And the Portland Police decide WOW we better crack down on seatbelts.


How about we have National catch a tweeker day? Or National trap a beaver day?

There are so many more effective days then National Seatbelt day. How about fling a tweeker into Mexico Day? How about National move a homeless dude to the woods day?
They should arrest this dumb woman and her husband.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

I think I have Adult ADD.
I am sure I had it as a child.

Because sometimes when I talk it is like the words are swimming in my head.
Al Gore says we need to conserve energy to save the planet. But his actions don't say the same thing. He flies in private planes instead of mingling with us common folk. How come everyone who wants to save the planet travel in SUV's and private planes. At least the could plane pool.
Another example of the media running amuck. ABC news lies and then when called on the lie they keep telling the lie.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006
I found out about this at Eight Drunken Immortals blog. It scare me. People need to take this terrorist thing way more seriously then they do.

The statement at the end. This happened because of who they are. I think any adult that boarded a school bus would be arrested and should be arrested. This hits a little too close to home for me. Freaken terrorist.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Mayor Nagin

You know what's weird is Mayor Nagin could did not grasp the idea of using buses to evacuate the people of New Orleans. But he sure broke out the buses so they could all come back and vote.

Monday, May 15, 2006

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Friday, May 12, 2006


Thursday, May 11, 2006

Log Cabin Republicans

Wednesday, May 10, 2006


When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"

They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be.. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of Texas in everyone.

Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, " you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas.

Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing
thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the
chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett, and Stephen F. Austin, and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.

Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.

Texas is huge! forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.

Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend.

Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas
Hill Country.

Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.

Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.

Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.

Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.

Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Concert Hall, the Ballpark in
Arlington and the Astrodome.

Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, ZZ Top, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, George H. W.Bush, Lyndon B. Johnson, and George W. Bush. (Note from Jake Holmes: And Meatloaf and Pantera, two of the finest musical personas ever)(Note from Ayla Manning: we've got Bowling for Soup too, come on, you know it makes you smile when you hear "come back to Texas" on the radio and think that kids in freaking Arkansas or somewhere are listening to that lyric too)(Note from Ray: Dont forget about 7 time tour de france winner Lance Armstrong) (Note from Sara: Don't forget George Strait, he's the best!)

Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments and Compaq. And LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE,! Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter.

Texas is NASA.

Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.

Texas is home to the most amazing sunsets of gold over an empty field.

Texans have pride like non other.

Texas is hundreds of deer running around neighborhoods and fields.

Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.

Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. And what about the 2006 National Champions, the University of TEXAS Longhorns? Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.

Everythings bigger in Texas!

No one does anything bigger or better than it's done in Texas.

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its
flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Caddo Mills High in Caddo Mills or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!!

...and dont even lie to yourself... Texas has the hottest girls. (If you disagree, then you have NEVER been here.)

did i mention the Live music capitol of the world!!!, and that UT are the national champions.

did I also mention 6th street and Red River. WOW!

If you are a REAL TEXAN you won't even need to be told to pass this on

"The best looking women that I have ever seen have all been in TEXAS, and all wearing jeans" - the Great Hank Williams Jr.

Monday, May 08, 2006

This woman is living proof that Democrats are stupid. People actually looked and listened to this woman and decided to vote for her Mindbogglin ain't it.

And this is what she looked like Sunday moring talking to Tim Russert. Could you imagine wakin up to that. Good Gawd!

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Tom Cruise sucks and he scares people.

So my husband and I have had a running debate about Tom Cruise. He thought that everyone was going to run out to see MI3. I said they weren't. That chicks don't like Tom Cruise anymore. He said why should it matter if chicks find him scary or not. Because chicks go see movies with the boyfriends or husbands they don't want to see MI3.

First he started dating a girl that America still sees as a little girl from Dawsons creek. Then he jumped up and down on Oprah's couch. Scaring the hell out of women everywhere. I think the topper was when he said he would eat the placenta. Oh and the whole thing with Brook Shields that pissed off chicks everywhere. Especially ones who suffered from PostPartum Depression. Plus the whole CULT thing tends to turn people off.

A message to the men out there.

Men like crazy chicks. Chicks don't like crazy dudes. Psycho chicks like crazy dudes.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Monday, May 01, 2006



Meredith is so nice and not hard on the eyes.

Katy is so bubbley and cute.

See the common factor there. Bubbley and cute replaced with nice and easy on the eyes..

Not well liked replaced with LOUD, RUDE AND UNLIKEABLE! Oh and very hard on the eyeballs and ears!

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The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Anna. I mean she deserved to get that money just for kissing that old dude. YUCK!!!!!!! She made the last days of his life happy.


I am very distraught about the whole Rosie thing. The reason she has been absent from T.V. is because nobody wants to watch her. She is loud, obnoxious and rude. People did not read her magazine and they quit watching her show. But yet The View has chosen to shove her down our throats as well as Star's. It is not a good idea. People do not like Rosie. After she yelled at Tom Selleck for being a member of the NRA, people were turned off by her. Let alone the fact that her bodyguard was later arrested on weapons charges.

I love Barbara Walters just loves Rosie but people just don't like her anymore. And putting her in Merediths spot. Meredith is loved by American housewives everywhere. And you replace her with someone like Rosie. I am sure there is another Lesbian out there that could fill the shoes of Meredith. Isn't there a hot Lesbian out there to fill her shoes? Portia De Rossi?

They are trying to attract another demographic to their show. Or maybe they are trying to be more diverse by putting in a lesbian. But come on.

I am really distressed about this whole situation. I think the best bet is for Rosie to pursue the offer from Celebrity fit club.

Friday, April 28, 2006

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This is the new permission slip for Portland Public Schools. It is a bit ridiculous. It seems they are taking them to some very dangerous places and do not wish to be held responsible for anything that happens to our children.
The school is responsible for our children. And this paper pretty much gives them permission to loose or let our children fall to their deaths. I wonder if the chaperones will be taking a seperate bus.
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