Viscous attack cat or misunderstood feline

http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_3646541

Sharon Ston frightens young girl in department store

http://www3.contactmusic.com/news/index34.htm

George Bush gnome

http://www.bushgnome.com/detail.html

It's "too soon" for Hillary Clinton to run for president because she still has "sexual power," says sexually powerful actress Sharon Stone.
"This may sound odd, but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs," the "Basic Instinct" star told Hollywood Life magazine.
"Hillary still has sexual power and I don't think people will accept that. It's too threatening."
 

Straight Pimpen!

Now thats might powerful sexy

Hotter then Hillary 

Really sexual power? 

Her wax figure is ptetty hot 

Sexual Power?

Hunger Strike

So I just read this article about a dude on a hunger strike. Sorry I just don't understand. He is not eating to protest whatever. What point does he make by not eating? He is punishing himself more then whoever he is protesting.

I really don't understand protestors in general. We have these weekly anti-war protest in Portland. They are always downtown at five o'clock.

It makes no sense. I am so glad I do not work downtown because I would run someone over. Another thing why do war protestors wear camouflage. Are they waging war?
I thought they did not like war? Do they think George Bush is watching?
Why are they punishing the hard working people of Portland by clogging up traffic every freaking Friday? I think maybe these people need hobbies or a plane ticket to Washington. They can camp out and yell at George every morning. Then he will hear them for sure. And you won't be in Portland. Freakin smelly hippies! Too bad there aren't any gun toten Texans around to take pot shots at them.

Why I can't watch the Feud

My husband loves to watch Family Feud. But I can not watch it. I can not watch it because I can not stand that Al guy.

Richard Dawson was theoriginal host of the Feud. He's gone let it end. Ray Combs was okay, Louie Anderson was stoned or something. Then there is Al I can not stand to listen to him talk. I did not like him on Tim The Toolman Taylor I don't like him now.

Richard had fun with the people he was cool. He was funny. Al weel frankly hes a snifflen lil wennie man.

When Alek Trebec retires are we going to replace him with Gilbert Godfreid? I think not.

Here I am pretending to play the flute.

When I was in High School my mother made me be in the Band. I did not like it. I liked being in the band during Marching Season the first year I played the cymbals and the2nd and 3rd year I was a flag.

The trips we went on were fun and I made lots of friends some I am still in contact with. I also learned alot of discipline.

But I did not like playing the flute. I SUCKED! I SUCKED BIG TIME! I wanted to be in art, choir, play basketball, pee knuckle or water aerobics would of been less humiliating.

BUT NO I HAD TO BE IN BAND! Not only did it irritate me how bad I was, but it irritated others and made concert season miserable for me. GAWD I hated the flute.

Just thought I would share that with you guys.

http://www.mightyrebelband.com

Intersting reading

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006/3/23/95830.shtml?s=ic

This chick looks mean

http://www.capitalnews9.com/content/top_stories/default.asp?ArID=173007

I don't understand this. Inflicting pain upon oneself makes no sense as far as I am concerned.
Basically I don not really care for pain all that much. A little hair pullen or ass smacken.

But cutting yourself?!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060320/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_shiite_holiday_5

I am supposedly balck irish, german and injun.

Here is some info on Black Irish....http://www.darkfiber.com/blackirish/

Don't drink and crawl you hit your face on the side walk or say a GIANT ASS ROCK! 

These guys played my back yard. The cops came it was freakin great. I don't think some of the neighbors cared for it though. Gotta have them play your next gig. Plus the name says it all. Mooseknuckle.

Who doesn't wanna SEE THAT? THEY ARE ACTUALLY A COUPLE OF OLD FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS. GO SEE THEM. I swear there are biker chicks in tiger suits that purr when you rub their .. uh chin. rrrrrrrrrrr

http://mooseknuckle.biz/

Police: Man Tried To Buy Condoms With Fake $100

Dude, you should of just stole em. http://www.local6.com/news/8065834/detail.html

You Are 62% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

How Evil Are You?

band director inducted into prestigious organization

http://www.mywesttexas.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=16289497&BRD=2288&PAG=461&dept_id=475626&rfi=6

This is some freaky SHIT YA'LL!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006120434,00.html

Todays my sons the geniuses birthday. I was going to get him a remote control vaccum, but I don't think it could find its way around. 

PoorDoggie

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Isaac Hayes

It is funny you me that I have watched Isaac Hayes make fun of Christians and Muslims. But they can not make fun of his religion. Can you say HYPOCRITE!


http://www.nme.com/news/Isaac-Hayes/22490

I have a stalker

Yikes 

Gay marriage will never ever ever ever ever ever pass in the U.S. Civil Unions yes. Gay marriage no. The word Marriage is what scares people. I really do not think that Gay Marriage would damage the sanctity of marriage. People like Nikki Hilton, Brittany, Madonna and others have managed to do that. They think it is just something you do and can undo.

Back to my point. If the gay rights groups would get past insisting on having the term marriage in there it would make a huge difference to the American public. Civil unions is what the people will vote for. I live in one of the most Liberal states in the union and gay marriage failed here. Of all states it failed here. So people can not say it is the Republicans who are voting against gay marriage across the board it is all parties. Democrat, Republican and Independent.

And for the Gay rights groups to limit to a Republican thing just defeats their cause. They need to take notice and see that it is an across the board problem. It is not the Republicans blocking gay marriage it is everyone.

Read my lips civil unions

http://www.888refused.com/

This site say you should save up all your junk mail and give it to the mailman. Is it the mailmans fault all this crap gets sent to us. NO! Why punish the mailman?

I just throw shred it and my neighborsuses it to start his fire.

I am certainly not going to add to the mailmans workload. Why be an asshole to the mailman? He works for the post office not the companies that are sending the junk mail.

Here Mr. or Mrs. Mailman heres all my junk mail back because you don't have enough work to do already. And since we pay these peoples salary we are also paying them overtime to take care of our junk mail.

Hotdog buns

So you go to the store you buy two packages of hotdogs. Each package contains eight hotdogs. You have a choice of buns a package with twelve hotdogs buns or a package with eight buns. Why do they offer a package with twelve buns? Why would you buy one with twelve buns? Why would they sale only twelve buns. Wouldn't the jumbo package have 16 buns? WHY? Who buys the twelve buns and why? There's either not enough buns or two many depending on how many package of buns you buy? Do they split a package of hot dogs in half and buy 11/2 packages? Can you do that? What do they do with the other 4 hot dogs donate them to the food bank>

Music that hits ya belowthe belt

If your in the Portland area remember to check out Mooseknuckle! The dates are posted on their site.

http://mooseknuckle.biz/

I just watched this show about crop art. Simply amazing what a person will waste an hour of their life watching. Oh and Laugh in that is some funny Stuff. Wasted another hour on that. I think Goldie was HIGH!

ELF has struck again in Portland this time they did not burn anything down.

Lets say you are an environmental. Yes enviroMENTAL.
And you are really pissed off at those damn Motor Homes. What do you do? Protest them or BURN THE SOB'S UP! Your answer burn them down. Why NOT? First of all Fiberglas is very hazardous when burnt as is plastic. So by burning these EVIL driving machines you release toxins that are thousands times more toxic then they would of been. And these damn apartment complexes and evil logging companies. ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE THE HAZARDOUS TOXIN THING.


Yeah uhm burning SUV's is a good idea too. Who is in charge of these people they need to get a new leader. One whose mama done taught him some sense.

DO ENVIRONMENTALS LIVE IN HOUSES OR DO THEY JUST HANG FROM THE TREES IN FUNNY TENTS.

Cats 

This is my son the geniuses room? 

I have to say that the blue bottle is still the best. 

Is it wrong that I lovethese shoes? 

Of course ecstasy causes depression in pigs. It causes depression in people. I had these two neighbors that did ecstasy the male was totally depressed. He was always cryinghewouldalways call me up cryin and crap.WHHHHHHAAA MSFANNI I'M SO SAD. Him and his girlfriend could not get along because both of their brains were all messed up from the ecstasy. It was weird and sad.

http://upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060310-022234-5372r

Where is Kathy Beasley?

Tootsie Roll Pop

It only takes three licks to get to your center!

What Kind of Candy Are You?

So last night my friend tells me

Remember that time I had to leave cuz I did too much nasal spray. WHAT?! Too much nasal spray. Okay I can understand drank too much Cabo. Smoked too much weed. Back in the day. Did too much shit? You know the game.

But did too much nasal spray? Who'd of thunk it?!

Food is money and whores ain't cheap!

This is the eye thing I have.

http://www.nkcf.org/

Go read this

Disturbing image.

http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=21502

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/03/06/D8G682C80.html

Michael

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/396950p-336402c.html


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/story/396873p-336409c.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/story/396867p-336395c.html

Its just wrong I tell ya

http://www.crochetmycrotch.com/

So my Lesbian haten neighbors got a big spanken in court today. My neighborhad a stalking order against them. The judge up held the order and told the family to leave her alone or get hauled back in there and prosecuted.