Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Wonder if they were tweeken?! Looks like it.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Florida Cracker had this link. This is why two men getting onto a high school bus should concern peoplea little more then it does.

The School Siege in Beslan
My friend sends me this e-mail from the Portland Police that says this is National Seatbelt Week. That police will be making sure everyone is wearing their seatbelts.


We have tweekers roaming the streets of Southeast Portland. We have Bridge Beavers sittin on Johnson Creek bridge slingen their beaver pelt 24/7. Downtown the panhandling problem is out of control and so is the homeless teen problem. And the Portland Police decide WOW we better crack down on seatbelts.


How about we have National catch a tweeker day? Or National trap a beaver day?

There are so many more effective days then National Seatbelt day. How about fling a tweeker into Mexico Day? How about National move a homeless dude to the woods day?
They should arrest this dumb woman and her husband.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

I think I have Adult ADD.
I am sure I had it as a child.

Because sometimes when I talk it is like the words are swimming in my head.
Al Gore says we need to conserve energy to save the planet. But his actions don't say the same thing. He flies in private planes instead of mingling with us common folk. How come everyone who wants to save the planet travel in SUV's and private planes. At least the could plane pool.
Another example of the media running amuck. ABC news lies and then when called on the lie they keep telling the lie.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006
I found out about this at Eight Drunken Immortals blog. It scare me. People need to take this terrorist thing way more seriously then they do.

The statement at the end. This happened because of who they are. I think any adult that boarded a school bus would be arrested and should be arrested. This hits a little too close to home for me. Freaken terrorist.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Mayor Nagin

You know what's weird is Mayor Nagin could did not grasp the idea of using buses to evacuate the people of New Orleans. But he sure broke out the buses so they could all come back and vote.

Monday, May 15, 2006

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The Big Gay Party was this weekend. It was great fun. Fire dancers and a drag show. Some of you may remember the party pictures from last year on my other website. Well this years party was twice as good. Posted by Picasa

Friday, May 12, 2006


Thursday, May 11, 2006

Log Cabin Republicans

Wednesday, May 10, 2006


When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"

They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be.. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of Texas in everyone.

Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, " you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas.

Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing
thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the
chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett, and Stephen F. Austin, and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.

Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.

Texas is huge! forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.

Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend.

Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas
Hill Country.

Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.

Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.

Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.

Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.

Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Concert Hall, the Ballpark in
Arlington and the Astrodome.

Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, ZZ Top, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, George H. W.Bush, Lyndon B. Johnson, and George W. Bush. (Note from Jake Holmes: And Meatloaf and Pantera, two of the finest musical personas ever)(Note from Ayla Manning: we've got Bowling for Soup too, come on, you know it makes you smile when you hear "come back to Texas" on the radio and think that kids in freaking Arkansas or somewhere are listening to that lyric too)(Note from Ray: Dont forget about 7 time tour de france winner Lance Armstrong) (Note from Sara: Don't forget George Strait, he's the best!)

Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments and Compaq. And LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE,! Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter.

Texas is NASA.

Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.

Texas is home to the most amazing sunsets of gold over an empty field.

Texans have pride like non other.

Texas is hundreds of deer running around neighborhoods and fields.

Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.

Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. And what about the 2006 National Champions, the University of TEXAS Longhorns? Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.

Everythings bigger in Texas!

No one does anything bigger or better than it's done in Texas.

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its
flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Caddo Mills High in Caddo Mills or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!!

...and dont even lie to yourself... Texas has the hottest girls. (If you disagree, then you have NEVER been here.)

did i mention the Live music capitol of the world!!!, and that UT are the national champions.

did I also mention 6th street and Red River. WOW!

If you are a REAL TEXAN you won't even need to be told to pass this on

"The best looking women that I have ever seen have all been in TEXAS, and all wearing jeans" - the Great Hank Williams Jr.

Monday, May 08, 2006

This woman is living proof that Democrats are stupid. People actually looked and listened to this woman and decided to vote for her Mindbogglin ain't it.

And this is what she looked like Sunday moring talking to Tim Russert. Could you imagine wakin up to that. Good Gawd!

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Tom Cruise sucks and he scares people.

So my husband and I have had a running debate about Tom Cruise. He thought that everyone was going to run out to see MI3. I said they weren't. That chicks don't like Tom Cruise anymore. He said why should it matter if chicks find him scary or not. Because chicks go see movies with the boyfriends or husbands they don't want to see MI3.

First he started dating a girl that America still sees as a little girl from Dawsons creek. Then he jumped up and down on Oprah's couch. Scaring the hell out of women everywhere. I think the topper was when he said he would eat the placenta. Oh and the whole thing with Brook Shields that pissed off chicks everywhere. Especially ones who suffered from PostPartum Depression. Plus the whole CULT thing tends to turn people off.

A message to the men out there.

Men like crazy chicks. Chicks don't like crazy dudes. Psycho chicks like crazy dudes.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Monday, May 01, 2006



Meredith is so nice and not hard on the eyes.

Katy is so bubbley and cute.

See the common factor there. Bubbley and cute replaced with nice and easy on the eyes..

Not well liked replaced with LOUD, RUDE AND UNLIKEABLE! Oh and very hard on the eyeballs and ears!

Pesticides may affect penis size
The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Anna. I mean she deserved to get that money just for kissing that old dude. YUCK!!!!!!! She made the last days of his life happy.


I am very distraught about the whole Rosie thing. The reason she has been absent from T.V. is because nobody wants to watch her. She is loud, obnoxious and rude. People did not read her magazine and they quit watching her show. But yet The View has chosen to shove her down our throats as well as Star's. It is not a good idea. People do not like Rosie. After she yelled at Tom Selleck for being a member of the NRA, people were turned off by her. Let alone the fact that her bodyguard was later arrested on weapons charges.

I love Barbara Walters just loves Rosie but people just don't like her anymore. And putting her in Merediths spot. Meredith is loved by American housewives everywhere. And you replace her with someone like Rosie. I am sure there is another Lesbian out there that could fill the shoes of Meredith. Isn't there a hot Lesbian out there to fill her shoes? Portia De Rossi?

They are trying to attract another demographic to their show. Or maybe they are trying to be more diverse by putting in a lesbian. But come on.

I am really distressed about this whole situation. I think the best bet is for Rosie to pursue the offer from Celebrity fit club.