Sunday, February 26, 2006

People should learn to get all snookered up at home.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4753792.stm

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Chad Hedrick did the sneak a peek after his Silver medal win. It was almost as obvious as Ben.
Damn Swedes bet they couldn't beat us in football. Why isn't football in the Winter Olympics? Isn't it a Winter Sport. That would solve the 'no black people' in the Winter Olympice problem.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

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So gotta Pajamagram for Valntines Day. It was cool I like it. Its all soft and cuddly and shit. But what am I supposed to do with this lil tiny blue pillow with the yellow flower on it. I understand the floaten flowers and the Do Not Disturb sign. Cuz when you wearin soft and cozy jamas who knows what will happen. But whats with the tiny pillow? I mean a big blue pillow with a yellow flower on it I would just prop that under my....mmmm never mind.

Anyways check out

www.pajamagrams.com

You can do it

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I went a mile today on the Gazelle. GOOD GAWD IT TOOK FOR FUCKING EVER!!!!

Rocked out to AC/DC, Disturbed and System of a Down. I bet my neighbors loved it.

I got a butt kicken workout with Tony! You know I really hope I look as AWESOME as Tony does.

I also used my Chinese BowFlex. No link sorry.

I did however provide a link for BombAssCrazy to check out Tony. You can do it!

http://www.tonylittle.com/detail.aspx?ID=85

Friday, February 17, 2006

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Cowgirls are more likely then cowboys to be frequently secretly fond of each other.

Black people do not ski

I have been on the ski slopes of California, Colorado and New Mexico and I can honestly say I don't remember seeing any black people there. I mean it is just a fact. Black people don't swim either. These are just facts. I mean look at the summer Olympics. Black people compete in eveything in the summer Olympics. Where's all the white people in track and field in the summer Olympics.

It has nothing to do with racism. There are just not really any black skier or skaters. There was the Jamaican bobsled team.


http://newsbusters.org/node/4057

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

I loved this man

My friend Linda called me tonight to let me know that Frank Amestoy had passed away.

There is so much I could say. I am profoundly saddened!

He always served the Dr. Peppers and the green things with a smile. There were alot of my dollars on that ceiling. Now matter how many times I crawled on top of the Jukebox to dance he would always calmly get me down or send Lucy over I always got down quicker for Lucy.

My brother worked there so Frank kept an extra close eye on me in the bar.

When ever my shirt would start to come up he would shoot me that look like you better not. Others girls he didn't care. It was always outside the doors that I got in trouble. I mean as soon as I got out the doors. I guess I did het in a littl trouble in the bathroom. The place only had on for the girls and things happen when you get in there. They always did!

Man those were some buck ass crazy good times.

Hey Frank save me a seat at the bar and maybe a green thing or two.

http://baketown.blogspot.com/2006/02/rip.html

http://www.legacy.com/Bakersfield/Obituaries.asp?Page=SEARCHRESULTS
Apparantly Willie Nelson has been keepin a ssecret or two.

Let your freak flag fly Willie!!!!

I got this picture in my head now. Willie in his thigh highs, red cowboys boots lookin like a really scarey Pippi Longstockings.

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006/2/14/213743.shtml?s=ic

Sunday, February 12, 2006

WOW! WHO KNEW?!
(Well I knew but I didn't know. And now I know).
And ......WOW!

WHHHHHEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWEEEEEE!

Full moon and Cabo!

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Got th flu. No its not the Sammy Flu.

Over and out

Tuesday, February 07, 2006



Added a couple to the collection. Sammy should provide a punch card.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

It seems plain and simple to me. If you do not want to be potrayed as suicide bombers and murders in cartoons, then quit blowing people up.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Gay O Meter

So I just took the Gay O Meter test it says drum roll place I am 60% gay.

Seems my neighbors might be right. You would need to refer to last months Lesbian post to see what I am referring to.

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

Angeline Jolie

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Angelina Jolie

I was just watching Good Morning America and they were interviewing Angelina Jolie. Yeah Angelina gives away 1/3 of her income and that is great it is way more then most of Hollywood money grubbers do.

But does that excuse the fact the she is a man stealin whore. I mean really. When she married Billy Bob Thorton, Billy Bob was engaged to Laura Dern. Laura found out the engagement was over when she saw them on T.V. Then there is Brad and everyone knows about Brad. The media has shoved them down our throats like they were a real news story.

She may give lots of money to causes and adopts children and gives them a home. But she is not a nice person. And I really don't care to hear anymore about Angelina and Brad. After all she is a man stealin whore. REMEMBER?!

Rant about Portland

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Chocolate

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Why would you call black people chocolate? That is way too inpolitically correct even for me. I was waiten for him to say, SHIT BRING BACK THE HONKIES TOO!

New Orleans is gonna be chocolate again. Was it chocolate before? Does chocolate include white chocolate? Or does he just want the dark chocolate back.

Isn't he the crazy ASS who shipped all the chocolate off to Texas and surrounding areas. And now you want them to come home. Theys poor Mayor Nagin. They could not get out, Remember?! I have a suggestion.

ONCE AGAIN YOU NEED TO GO GET SOME BUSES. I AM SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE BY NOW. GET SOME BUSES AND BRING THESE FOLKS BACK HOME. THEY NEED TO START REBUILDING THEIR CITY. iIT IS THEIR CITY RAY. THEY SHOULD BE BUILDING AND CLEANING IT UP. GRAB UP ALL THEM TENTS YOU GOT PEOPLE LIVIN IN AND GET BUSY. YOUR GONNA HAVE TO GO GET SOME OF THESE FOLKS YOURSELF RAY.

RAY GOD IS ALREADY MAD AT YOU FOR NOT USING THE BUSES. DON'T MAKE HIM MAD AGAIN

I wish I could quit you

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So haling from the Great State of Texas I can ever see Brokeback Mountain. Not that I have anything against the gays. Alot of my dearest, closest, most beloved friends are gay. Sheez I've even taken in a drag show. I am not the least bit homophobic. Never have been. Even after being raised by people who were.

I can not watch it because of the phrase "I wish I could quit you!" WHO SAYS THAT?! Yes I knew a few cowboys I had the suspicion might be gay but they sure the HELL DID NOT TALK LIKE THAT!!!!!!!

Gay or Straight Cowboys actually do have brains in their heads. Nice wranglers, boots and brains. Go figure.

Cindy

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State of the Union

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I watched the State of the Union speech last night pretty much what I expected.

What I want to know is what is wrong with Hillary Clinton she is such a bitch. She does not smile, she looks bored and uninterested. She sucks! GAWD! SHE CAN NOT EVEN GO TO THE STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH AND BEHAVE LIKE A HUMAN BEING. SHE LOOKED LIKE A BORED FOUR YEAR OLD WHILE HIS DADDY GET SWORN IN. IT IS FUNNY WHEN THE CHILDREN OF POLITICIANS ACT LIKE THAT NOT WHEN THE POLITICIANS THEMSELVES ACT LIKE THAT.

And who was this jackass from Virginia they put on there. Hardly anyone heard of him except of course Virginia. They said it was to show us a Liberal can win in a red state. Whatever it showed us that the dude had no personality and could ramble on and blow plenty if hit air. Let Lieberman give the follow up. He is a actually a Lib that Republicans would vote for. Until the Democrats figure that out they are destined to give follow up speeches. They seemed like the janitor sweeping up after a pep a rally for the loosing team.

SO....

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So my son comes in and told me that a boy at school thinks he is cute. His face was red. I asked him how he felt. He said he was a little embarrassed. I told him it was a compliment and to get used to it.

I have been told on many occasions that I am a hottie. By many different people girls, boys and some I was not sure about.

Just this morning at the grocery store this chick to me I was a hottie and looked me up and down like a piece of meat. The other day I was standing in line at Starbucks and this black man told me I was a long tall drink of water. I just smiled and said thanks to them both.

It is just something both of my sons have to get used to. Even my sons teachers tell them how attractive they are (stay away from teachers) and my gay friends are like wow those kids are going to drive people nuts.

It is something I have dealt with forever. So they should just get used to it.

Go and read

http://nadz101.blogspot.com
Now Howard needs the FCC to help him. Maybe he should make up their minds.
Now Pat Robertson is on. Why do they keep letting this guy on TV? He seems to be going senile and the people interviewing still act like he is relevant. I think God needs some new spokes people.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

For moments like these every good interviewer should whip out their I'm with stupid shirt.

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash5kt.htm
Maybe like Oprah, Fidel just does not know that there are poor people in Cuba.

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006/2/1/120336.shtml?s=ic

Go here

Go here and buy this book or I will haunt your dreams. Not really you should check it out though.

http://treyrbarker.com/barefield.htm
All I can say is oh my gawd!
This guy should run for mayor of Chicago.

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/breaking_news/13752010.htm
Maybe the Libs need to send out Dean, Cindy and Chavez to raise some money for them.

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006/2/1/95626.shtml?s=ic

Funny

Funny I thought the National Anthem was a Hymn to call all good sports fan to rally around their team.

http://gaypatriot.net/2006/01/31/cindy-sheehan-calls-national-anthem-a-hymn-to-war

A call for all good kooks to gather round and listen to the KOOK! (cindy)

http://www.michaelmoore.com/mustread/index.php?id=589