Friday, April 28, 2006

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This is the new permission slip for Portland Public Schools. It is a bit ridiculous. It seems they are taking them to some very dangerous places and do not wish to be held responsible for anything that happens to our children.
The school is responsible for our children. And this paper pretty much gives them permission to loose or let our children fall to their deaths. I wonder if the chaperones will be taking a seperate bus.
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Thursday, April 27, 2006



Yes people watched her talk show. Did her magazine not teach you anything? ANd Boy Beorge and their play. I like lesbians and all but but Rosie. She is so obnoxious! People are tired of Rosie!
I like this chick.
So they have to have their cars idling out front so they can make the long drive across the street.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

I was just telling someone yesterday that I did not like Kevin Costner.,,11069-2151228,00.html

Monday, April 24, 2006

Go and listen

Sunday, April 23, 2006

SO my son was dream walking again. This time he woke me up and asked me how to blow up a hybrid car. It seems they are evil. Go figure.

Friday, April 21, 2006

When your like 42 being found slumped over your steering wheel should be a life changing event. When your like 18-25 it is to be expected or at least more acceptable. When you are 42 it should make you say Man I am FUCKED UP! There might be a wee bit of somethin wrong with me. Maybe I should take the limo to go see Betty.
Uhm! There are no words for this. UGH! Neked protest does not seem like the greatest idea! I mean neked strippers protesting. But neked Farmers.

Thursday, April 20, 2006


For the past three nights my son has been walking around the house in his sleep. He is usually scared and leading me to safety in his dream walking. He always tells me how serious it is.

Last night was different. He was not scared. He came and told me it was all about security and the number one. Then around midnight he crawled into my bed and told me "the clock said it was 2. The numbers 2 0 0 got it. I just wanted you to know that bye." Then he went back to bed. Weird huh?!

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Hi I'm a FUCKING nutbag, go see my new movie. Or I will eat your brain.

Dude I got the Willys from that one.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Bridge Beavers

I have been wanting to get a picture of the local bridge beaver for you, but they have been gone. For a couple of weeks now I have not seen them. Then at last all of sudden beaver pelts for sale again. I am figuring they were in jail. Maybe they had a beaver pelt seller crackdown.

But I hope to have a picture for you soon.

I especially like it when they are all bent over the railing of the bridge lookin sexy and gross. I don't know how much more hotness one can stand. Really just makes my morning. They are out there bright and early gettin to work. I would say at the crack of Dawn but she hates it when I say that. There are these lil old men picken them up. You know they got some kind of funk goin on. It is all just sad.
I have noticed a strange new trend in talk radio bald beaves and squirten. Both Bubba and Howard seem to have a lot of that going on, on their shows right. I am not sure what it is all about. But I promise to explore it more.

The whole squirten thing seems scarey. Seems a lil like bringen a god damn super soaker in to the bedroom. Who wants to get squirted with a super soaker in the middle of getten your freak on?!

Go and read a Porlander


I used to like eggs. Not anymore. All my people I have heard about red eggs or bloody eggs. I had never seen any. Not til recently anyway. I purchased an 18 pack of eggs from Freddy G Meyers. I am fixen breakfast and break a couple of eggs. It take 13 scramblers to feed these people. I was almost up to 13 and out come this red egg mixing in with my other eggs. AHHHHHHH!Gross! Shit! Fuck! What the HELL is that?! I had heard of them but had never seen them. AHhh. What a waste of eggs, I throw them out. I crack some more eggs and serve them up to the family. I decide not to eat any. SO a couple of weeks go by, the shock had worn off and it happened again.

Same store same kind of eggs. AHHHHH! SHIT! Not again. It happened two more times over the period of a couple of months. I can no longer eat eggs. They gross me out and I am traumatized for life. I think I should sue.


We should build a giant catapult. And for every illegal immigrant that comes across the border from Mexico we should fling two tweekers into Mexico. Give them some Sudafed and a bucket. They'llbe fine.

The weather is warm there and they can live outdoors and do meth with no problem what so ever. And the Mexican drug dealers wouldn't have to go to the trouble of sneaking their drugs into the US.

Friday, April 07, 2006

The Pink House

Some of you may know that in Oregon live sex shows are legal. Saturday night we decided to explore this subject further.

We went to the PINK HOUSE. Yes the PINK HOUSE. The house every 13-17 year old boy wonders about. Well wonder no more it SUCKED! Yeah I said sucked.

I could go to 92nd Street Club and get more of a show then that. And this paticular show cost 150 bucks. Yes I 150 bucks. It sucks and the chicks just beg you for more money the whole time. I should of known something was wrong when the chick said we were welcome to remove our clothes. I was like WHAT?!UH WHY?! Am I puttin on this show or are you bitch? Then it just preceded to go down hill from there.

So fellow Portlanders don't go to the PINK HOUSE on 82nd street. I hear Mr. Peeps has better shows, although I do not speak from experience on that one.
Dumb bitch should be fired!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Since all NASCAR fans are racist hicksWHY NOT?
These sealions are not just eating the salmon. They have been videotaped taking down a 6 foot sturgeon. They have wandered far from their natural waters and are a real problem. They are not cute. If fish and game do not do something about this problem the fishermen will. Where you have one sealion others will follow and soon the problem will be out of control. Last year it was a couple of sea lions now there are like 90. To we let the problem reach into the hundreds. GAWD DAMN ENVIRONMENTALS.
Video of sealion taking down sturgeon

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

FUCKING A! What can I say? This is some scarey ass shit! Whats with the dead dog head? Dopeopledeliver babies like that? I didn't! GAWD I AM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES! Posted by Picasa

Monday, April 03, 2006

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