Man robs bank dressed as a tree

You know this guy was tweaken his balls off when he came up with this one.

http://www.comcast.net/news/national/index.jsp?cat=DOMESTIC&fn=/2007/07/09/709858.html&cvqh=itn_treerobber

High price for load of hot air

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,21920043-27197,00.html

Is he nucken futs. Give me a break. Did he not learn anything from the whole View debacle?

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PPS8500&show_article=1

Once again libs prove Freedom of Speech only applies to them.

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2007/6/14/105724.shtml?s=ic

MS Kitty loves the puppy....NOT

Now to the who cares news

So Paris is back in jail. Big whoopee. Did you know the space shuttle went up yesterday. No you didn't. WHY IS THAT? Because the media has to shove stupid girls down our throats. WHO CARES??!?!?! I mean really. There is a war going on, there are people suffering all over the world and the American press is all wrapped up over a dumb insignificant blond. Who was never taught to behave any different. She has been taught she is rich, therefore she is better then everyone else and can behave any way she wants. Judging from the comments made by her parents neither were they. The law is the law. You drive a Bentley for Christ sakes you can afford a driver or even a taxi. If you feel like slummin.

Atleast Lionel Richie seems genuinely embarrassed over his daughters behaviour.

New addition to MsFannis clan

Introducing Woody the land shark 1/2 boxer, 1/2 lab. He is Mongos nephew. For those of you who were concerned Mongo is much happier now. He is over his depression. You just can't say Sophies name around him. He does not like it!

Boss Man is headed off to war

So The Boss Man is headed off to war. He is a Jewnolast in the Reserves. A Jewnolast is a cross between a Jewish guy and a Journalist. Boss Man was in Vietnam, filmed the US leaving there. He will be there 15 months. Him and the Ol Lady got married a few weeks ago. We had their reception at our house. It was a good time. Made some briscut and new friends. Saw some old ones.

I did not realize how sad it would make me The Boss Man heading off to war, it is really sad though. He will only be strapped to the side of a helicopter in full body armor. Filming a war. I will try and keep you posted on whats up with him.

Be safe soldier!

AMIE GRADUATED!!!

Amie graduated last night. Me, Ms Val, Willie and Rach went. It was a good time. Amie says she is going to Texas to go to college. I think it is a good place for her to go find herself. I know my friends there will help take care of her.

YUCK!!!!

Here is more proof that liberal activist have gone too far. An Animal rights eat s a Corgi and a swan in protest of mistreatment of a fox.

This is as stupid as burning up an SUV or a Motorhome. Just plain stupidity. And Yoko Ono really sucks! These freaken activist are just going to far and making their cause a joke.


http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/30/yoko-ono-eats-the-queens-dog/

WALLET THEIF

So Erica and I were at the Wal Mart last Friday. And this lil short lady goes running by. I think she might of been a midget. We were all like whoa look at the lil short lady running, Whats up with that? She starts screaming help he stole my wallet. Erica and I looked at each other and say Its a wallet thief. (cuz we had just been talking about wallet thieves on the way to Wal Mart) The lil lady was gettin no where fast. Cuz she had these lil short legs. So I took off running after the dude. With Erica close n my tail. To make sure nothing happened to me.

I passed up the lil short lady and started to cross Otty road and was almost hit by a mini truck. It was totally like a movie. I ran up Otty road. And yelled at the Pick up that almost hit me to block the guy. They did. I ran up grabbed him by the collar spun him around. I told him give me the wallet mother fucker. He said I'm sorry mam I just needed to the money because I'm hungry. I told him SHUT the Fuck up you need the money for meth. I yanked the wallet out of his hand. And told him give her money back too fucker. He handed it over I turned around went back to Wal Mart. Gave the chick her money back. Got in my Volvo Wagon with Erica and we went straight to the booze store.

It had been a really long time since I ran like that. It is a good thing I was wearing my cool mo dee pink checkered vans instead of my flip flops. Or else I would of had to catch that dude bare footed.

It was like the cape crusader man.

Best person in the world award

http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/19/the-best-person-in-the-world/

Dancin for Jesus

http://www.cbs7.com:80/news/details.asp?ID=1031

Maybe Obama and Clinton need to watch the O'Reilly interview where Kerry says he regrets not going on FOX during his election campaign. I know libs hate FOX, but everyone watches FOX. Even the haters watch it. So go ahead skip the FOX sponsored debates. Don't be seen by those voters. Don't let them know who you are. It only helps the Republicans.

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117962755.html?categoryid=14&cs=1

"D.C. Madam" Speaks with ABC News

I hope she names names soon. Because if she doesn't we won't know any of her secrets before some one Chandra Levy's her.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2007/04/dc_madam_speaks.html

Why So Gloomy?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17997788/site/newsweek/

DON'T FEED THE DOG

When someone say don't feed the dog...then don't feed it. It is rude. People look at the dog and think oh poor dog it doesn't get people food. THATS BECAUSE IF YOU GIVE THE PEOPLE FOOD TO THE DOG IT WILL EITHER FART ALL NIGHT, SHIT ALL OVER OR BARF ALL OVER!

I woke up this morning to six piles of dog bark. This was at 6:45 after having a few drinks the night before. One pile in my bedroom. And five in the dining room room and kitchen. Mongo just walked around the island barfing. Then I barfed in the back yard. Barefoot in my P.J.'s barfing in the rain. What a glorious day.

Lets see what else. Yesterday. The my youngest son and two other neighbors kids and a helped the cops find a criminal. Yes a real life criminal. And even better a tweeker. You know how I love them tweekers. Well the cops go screamen down our street after this guy who is on foot. He had been seen coming out a window of a house with big brown gloves on. We are all standing in the back yard and see the guy their looking for in the back behind our house. The kids take off down the street following this guy. The watch him climbing fences and stuff. They tracked him down a few blocks away to a house. Where he knew the people and was standing outside just chatting them up like he wasn't who they were looking for. He saw the kids coming and ran in the guys house. The cops come screachen up run in the house and arrest this guy.

These poor people had no idea this guy was running from the cops. His name is Randy Tucker. He is a notorious meth head who grew up in this neighbor. His family is long since gone. But he is still here. They should of taken him with them. There have been alot of break ins around here. Most likely all due to his return. But what he did not know was we have Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boys and Magnum P.I. running the streets around here. SO WATCH OUT!

The kids did have a grown up with them so don't be alarmed.

There's not eating for Sanjaya. And binge eating for Sanjaya. LAME!

I have a better idea. How bout shoot a tweeker til Sanjaya gets voted off? Or steal tweekers bike. Run over tweekers and steal their bikes til Sanjaya gets voted off.

PUPPIES!

People who cheat. When you are dating as girlfriend and boyfriend it is different then cheating when you are married. When you are married you take a vow not to cheat. And when people try and justify their cheating it is funny to me. How do you justify being a liar and a cheat? If a person can lie to the mother or father of their children, the person closest to them. Then they can easily lie to others.

To me when a person cheats it is proof that they are a liar and a cheat. Straight out proof. Laid out right before your eyes. They might as well wear a sign that says Hi I am a liar and a cheat. I can lie with ease and without caring how it affects the person I am cheating on and have lied to.

If you are married and not happy and meet someone else, it is respectful to say hey look I'm not happy, I met someone else. End the marriage and let the other person who you no longer want to be with go and be happy too. Or you can continue to live with them and sneak around and lie to the person closest to you making both of you unhappy.

I also think it says a lot about the person who you are cheating with. That they can be with someone else's spouse makes them just as bad as the person cheating. It show a major disrespect and lack of morals. I also find it interesting when the people who cheat continue the relationship after the divorce. I wonder if they ever really trust the person. Cuz if they can cheat on their spouse they can just as easily cheat on you.

And how it affects the children. You may think it doesn't hurt the children they don't know what happened. Maybe they don't. But when they get older and find out the truth, it will be bad. Bad for the parent that cheated. There will be anger and the child may cut themselves off from you completely. Because they will find out the truth.

Being a cheater affects all aspects of your life. When I find out someone has cheated it immediately changes my view of that person.

This is just disturbing.It must be a family thing. Do they all get together and have giant orgies or what?

http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/?p=2015

WOW!

Move over, Dannielynn Anna Nicole's Native son is alive and well on the Tohono O'odham reservation, and he may be the rightful heir to the tabloid temptress' millions...


http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2007-03-08/news/tohono-o-odham-with-love/

I might wear this if I was drunk and nobody stopped me.

http://perezhilton.com/topics/joss_stone/new_couple_alert_20070311.php

Dumb

Obviously this guys mama did not teach him common sense. That is the number one thing to teach a child. Common sense. Which Jason is seriously lacking. I watched some of the episodes of Laguna Beach. And thought that he was a giant pussy.

http://www.comcast.net/tv/index.jsp?cat=TELEVISION&fn=/2007/03/07/604344.html&cvqh=itn_laguna

http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/G/great_global_warming_swindle/index.html

30,000 dollar audioblog

Gabcast! msfanni #1

30,000 DOLLARS THAT IS IN ONE FUCKING HOUSE

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=nation_world&id=5072659

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash.htm

30,000 dollar electric bill?!?!?!?!

So the ladies of the View except Elisbeth think that a 30,000 dollar is no big deal. THAT IS IN ONE FUCKING HOUSE LADIES. My electric bill averages 130 to a 160 dollars a month. Then they discredit everything she said by saying that's from FOX. Don't talk about Al like that.

Al Gore stands there and points his finger at us in his lecturing all knowing way. Telling us to conserve electricity. Drive an electric car, ride a bike. Well kiss my ass bitches. Rosie why don't you ride a fucking bike. You are all a bunch of hypocritical a holes.

Al Gore does not conserve energy. He flies in private jets, has 30,00 electric bills, travels in an SUV for just him and his wife..I think one of them electric cars with a driver should suffice. You can fancy it all up with bullet proof windows and stuff.

Gawd those ladies suck. Hold on I gotta go change the channel. Joy and Rosie are such hypocrites.

Larry Birkhead is the daddy. Howard K Stern has pretty much conceded that Larry is the dad. But Howard wants MONEY.

http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/27/what-it-will-take-for-howard-k-to-go-away/

This picture is awesome!

What is up with this dude? Is his face made of latex?
http://dlisted.com/?p=7271

Inconvenient Truths calles science fiction by climatologisthttp://article.nationalreview.com/?q=YjI4NTc0YWMzNTA3ZjRmYmJiMDRjNmI5MGEwZTFhM2E=

http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=YjI4NTc0YWMzNTA3ZjRmYmJiMDRjNmI5MGEwZTFhM2E=

Miising child

http://www.florida-cracker.org/archives/004041.html

Kimmie speaks

Kimmie was a true insider. She was actually a friend of Annas not just someone who says they were a friend. Finally we hear from Kimmy.

Kimmie says she's come forward because of the an impersonator, whose website she says is defamatory.
"She was like a mom to me, at times, and a sister and a best friend," Kim says. "I feel like I know her almost better than anybody. People tend to think that she never made decisions for herself, but she was probably the most strong-willed person I've ever met. She never did anything that she didn't want to do

http://perezhilton.com/topics/anna_nicole_smith/kimmie_speaks_20070223.php

The Peaceful Majority by William Haynes

I used to know a man whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War Two. They owned a number of large industries and estates. I asked him how many German people were true Nazis, and the answer he gave has stuck with me and guided my attitude toward fanaticism ever since.
"Very few people were true Nazis "he said," but many enjoyed the return of German pride, and many more were too busy to care. I was one of those who just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So, the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the world had come. My family lost everything I ended up in a concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories."
We are told again and again by "experts" and "talking heads" that Islam is the religion of peace, and that the vast majority of Muslims just want to live in peace.
Although this unqualified assertion may be true, it is entirely irrelevant. It is meaningless fluff, meant to make us feel better, and meant to somehow diminish the specter of fanatics rampaging across the globe in the name of Islam.
The fact is that the fanatics rule Islam at this moment in history.
It is the fanatics who march. It is the fanatics who wage any one of 50 shooting wars worldwide. It is the fanatics who systematically slaughter Christian or tribal groups throughout Africa and are gradually taking over the entire continent in an Islamic wave. It is the fanatics who bomb, behead, murder, or honor kill. It is the fanatics who take over mosque after mosque. It is the fanatics who zealously spread the stoning and hanging of rape victims and homosexuals. The hard quantifiable fact is that the "peaceful majority" is the "silent majority" and it is cowed and extraneous.
Communist Russia comprised Russians who just wanted to live in peace, yet the Russian Communists were responsible for the murder of about 20 million people. The peaceful majority were irrelevant. China's huge population was peaceful as well, but Chinese Communists managed to kill a staggering 70 million people.
The average Japanese individual prior to World War 2 was not a warmongering sadist. Yet, Japan murdered and slaughtered its way across South East Asia in an orgy of killing that included the systematic murder of 12 million Chinese civilians; most killed by sword, shovel, and bayonet. And, who can forget Rwanda , which collapsed into butchery. Could it not be said that the majority of Rwandans were "peace loving"?
History lessons are often incredibly simple and blunt, yet for all our powers of reason we often miss the most basic and uncomplicated of points Peace-loving Muslims have been made irrelevant by their silence.
Peace-loving Muslims will become our enemy if they don't speak up, because like my friend from Germany , they will awake one day and find that the fanatics own them, and the end of their world will have begun.
Peace-loving Germans, Japanese, Chinese, Russians, Rwandans, Serbs Afghans, Iraqis, Palestinians, Somalis, Nigerians, Algerians, and many others have died because the peaceful majority did not speak up until it was too late.
As for us who watch it all unfold; we must pay attention to the only group that counts; the fanatics who threaten our way of life.

I WILL NEVER EAT AT ANOTHER BUFFET! One time we were at the buffet and my son licked the jello spoon and put it back! And another time we were with my husbands grandad and my youngest son, who was like three at the time, ran up to a table of 3 lil ol ladies, dropped his pants and shook his wiener at them. Then ran off. It was really weird.

http://www.webmd.com/content/article/129/117306.htm

Sophie the girl dog

Sophie the dog is gone. My little sisters bought Sophie for 50 dollars at a party. The guy that owned her kept her locked in the bedroom in his apartment all the time. We got her from my mom after my sisters moved out.

She loved her ball, running the fence with the big dogs and her buddy Mongo.

My husband and I took her in yesterday. She was a good dog and will be missed. She had lots of friends who will miss her. My cousin Tim used to share his bed with Sophie when he lived at my moms. Sophie was vey sick, she had cancer and went down hill very quickly. Yesterday was a really bad day for her she could not get up and walk and when she did she cried. So we knew it was time.

Mongo is so sad. He keeps looking for her. She was his girlfriend although she was much older then him.

She had a lot of friends who will miss her.

Bye Sophie girl.

Hollywood lets its money makers die. Marilyn Monroe, Dana Plato, Jonathon Bandis and now Anna Nicole. Paris Hiltons name will likely be on that list and some other Hollywood starlets. Hollywood takes people and use them til all the money is gone. Then they turn their back and head for the new big money maker.

I always felt really sad for Anna. Coming from a screwed up background, with a messed up mother I know that there are only two ways to go. Up or Down and down goes no where fast. And if you don't stop it or no one stops it you never come up again.

Anna Nicole has needed help for a long time and everyone ignored it and kept pushing her back out there to help make them more money. The Trim Spa commercials were a big signal. She slurred her words in those commercials and they just kept running them smiling like nothing is wrong. Hugh Hefner and Playboy turned their back on her long ago. It is quite sad. She seemed funny, had a good sense of humor, loved her kids and she could poke fun at herself.

When people are thrown into Hollywood with no back up this happens to them Lindsey Lohan for example. She needs to take her rehab serious or this will be her.

Young Hollywood starlets need to pay attention to what has just happened.

The Olsen twins are messed up and Hollywood keeps smiling at them telling them how great they are just like there is nothing wrong. When you can look at them and tell there is a problem. They do not look healthy. Maybe their dad and uncles, not their real dad Bob Sagat, need to step up and help these girls. They made money off the backs of these girls now it is time for them to give them something back. Before they are the next Sad Big Story.

just some Ramblins

I know I have not updated lately. But, I have been sick since Thursday. And Sophie the dog has lymph node cancer. She is at least 13 years old though. It is quite sad. She was my mothers dog. And my mother passed away last year. Soooo there you have it.


How bout a McCain/Giuliani ticket? Or McCain/Lieberman independent Ticket?

A question from a concerned neighbor. Where did H Ross perot?

This guys is so STILL GAY?! Sorry Focus on the Family and New Life church. The New Life church is such a joke an so is Focus on the Family? I worked as a waiteress In Colorado Spings, the Olive Branch. (Woody Harrelson came in there once. He was in Colorado to visit his dad...Who was like a paid assassin. My friend Tara waited on him.) But anyways. The people form Focus on the Family were so rude. They expected special treatment. Did I say they were rude? But yeah he's so still gay. I find it humerous they are sending him out of town. Apparantly they also sent him to gay camp for three weeks. So they don't have to look at him. Maybe he should divorice his wife and go be gay. Cuz I think hes gay.

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_5164921%22%3Ehttp://www.denverpost.com/ci_5164921

And the NASA chick is a perfect example of what happens when you start using CRYSTAL METH! The before and after picture. She looks like a photo shoot for Faces of Meth.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/space/orl-bk-nasaastronaut0507feb05,0,6104316.story?coll=orl-home-headlines

And then there this one. The Iran wants Europe to prove that there was even a Holosaust. Hows about Israel, America, Saudi Arabia, Turkey and Jordan step up and put a boot in their ASS? http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/02/06/070206103633.e95j3556.html

What I learned from the View ladies so far this week

Everyone except Hasselbeck thinks it is okay to teach your kids to be a liar and a cheat.

Trump still sucks. Alek Baldwin does not know how great he is.

I also learned that Rosie is really scary. Did you see her yell at Barbra? Bitch frightened me. Yipes!

Rosie and Joy love to hear them selves talk.

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What the hell is Rosie talking about?! The VIEW feeds us crap everyday. Its a fucking liberal crap fest for Christ Sakes. American Idol is awesome. All those people coming in there thinking they can sing. Don't blame Paula, Simon and Randy, blame their friends and family. Someone needed to smack these people in the head a long time ago and tell them that they SUCK! It is not the judges fault these people are delusional. They are just nice enough to tell them they are delusional. And thank GAWD they do tell them.

This all started with the libs not wanting anyone to feel bad. There are no losers in kids sports everyones a winner. There are no F's on report cards. It is the Liberal attitude that has allowed these people to go on for so long thinking they are good. If someone sucks at something they need to be told they suck at it.

How come it is okay for Rosie to feed us crap for breakfast every damn morning of the week. But it is not okay for American Idol to feed us crap in the evening. Rosie is loud obnoxious and sometimes down right verbally abusive to people. I think people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

THANK GAWD FOR SIMON TELLING THESE PEOPLE THE TRUTH. Now they can move on to what they can do. What is he supposed to do coddle these psychos and make them feel good about their singing. These people need to know they don't have talent!

Apparently 14 people have resigned over this book "Palestine: Peace, Not Apartheid". I never liked Jimmy Carter, as a kid he gave me the creeps. When he came on T.V. I would leave the room. I wondered how people could elect someone so weird looking as President. It also turned me off that his brother was so disgusting and drunk. Jimmy just always stood there and grinned. With his drunk ass brother by his side grinnin.

As an adult I have liked him even less. Hollywood seems to love him though. Paula Dean went to his house or something on her show and just raved about how great he was. I turned the channel. Couldn't watch it. His views are so extreme to me.

Also there was the great "Peace" Deal he brokered under the Clinton administration. Worked well. And he still acts like he did something grand. He made a deal with the devil shaking hands with Arafat. Grinin like a ginny eaten briars the whole time.

Hurray for these people standing up for the truth.

1. Alan R. Abrams, Chairman of the Board, President and Chief Executive Officer of Servidyne, Inc., an Atlanta-based company serving the needs of commercial customers in the hospitality, industrial, corporate and institutional real estate markets.

2. Steve Berman, managing partner, OA Development, an Atlanta based real estate developer company.

3. Michael Coles, chairman of Minneapolis-based Caribou Coffee Co., the country's No. 2 coffeehouse chain.

4. Doug Hertz, president & CEO, United Distributors, a privately held Atlanta beverage distribution business.

5. Jonathan Golden, Partner and Chairman, Arnall, Golden, Gregory LLP, an Atlanta law firm.

6. Barbara Babbit Kaufman, author; formerly of Chapter 11 Books as its founder.

7. Liane Levetan, former state senator and DeKalb CEO.

8. Jeff Levy, Chairman and CEO of Atlanta-based PrDigital Media and its parent company, Biltmore Communications. PrDigital provides high density residential and commercial properties with a complete suite of broadband services.

9. Leon Novak, principal, The Trilogy Group, a full-service provider of commercial real estate services based in Atlanta.

10. Gail Solomon, Georgia Dome executive services manager.

11. Cathey Steinberg, Executive Director of the Juvenile Justice Fund, former state Consumers' Insurance Advocate and former state Senator.

12. Steve Selig, President and Chairman of the Board of Selig Enterprises. Has been in the commercial real estate field and employed with Selig Enterprises for over 35 years. He is also the Chairman of the Board of AAA Parking, a Selig subsidiary.

13. William B. Schwartz, Jr. was the U.S. Ambassador to The Bahamas from 1977-1981 during the Carter Administration.

14. William B. Schwartz III, formerly senior wealth management professional at Offitbank, an arm of Wachovia, Rockefeller & Co Compiled by Joni Zeccola and Sharon Gaus.

Read more about it here:

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2007/01/11/0111carter.html?imw=Y

http://www.investors.com/editorial/editorialcontent.asp?secid=1501&status=article&id=252633226827963

Steve Wynn as we all saw stuck his elbow through a 138 million dollar painting. It seems to me the it was a jackassish move to begin with. When you are standing next to a Ferrari your careful, when your holding a baby your careful. When you in an art museum your careful when your standing on the edge of a canyon looking down your careful. When your crossing the street your careful.

WHEN YOU ARE STANDING NEXT TO A PICASSO BLOVIATING ABOUT YOUR GREATNESS AND HOW YOU OWN A PICASSO THAT YOU JUST SOLD FOR 138 MILLION DOLLARS YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL. AND IF YOUR NOT YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR BEING AN IDIOT.

He depreciated the value of the painting himself and now he wants someone to pay for it. What a JACKASS! He has to eat the loss. he never collected the 138 million dollars. It is plain and simple common sense. he collected 48.4 million that's all he gets. Because that is all it was worth. He ruined a Picasso he should be flogged!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0111072wynn1.html

WHAT THE HELL!

What is wrong with this girl? What is she wearing? What is on her feet? I am frightened for her!

http://perezhilton.com/topics/britney_spears/how_do_we_say_this_delicately_20070111.php

This is disturbing

What has happened to him. I find this quite disturbing. Sharon is old an weird. You would think he could do better. I mean Wynona Ryder is free isn't she?

http://perezhilton.com/topics/you_decide/its_your_turn_20070111.php

James Brown would be proud.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/na/cp_K011106AU.xml.html

Death is never acceptable in a war. But it is what it is all about. It is about killing the enemy until they are all dead or surrender. Muslims have been attacking Americans for a might long time. And will continue to attack Americans if we leave Iraq. There will not be a peace treaty where Muslims agree to quit killing and bombing people. They will just have more time to plan and carry out attacks on American soil.

This is the way I look at it. We threw a war in Afghanistan and nobody came. Why? Because terrorist groups don't generally pay you to get to the war. People in Muslim countries can not afford to get on a plane and fly to fight in a war. Some barely eat. But they can all load up in a Toyota Tacoma and drive across the border to Iraq.

The war in Iraq is the war on terror. It has been since Saddam fell. Muslims are pouring across the border into Iraq to fight Americans. People don't understand that and it is scary. Because if we quit fighting them in Iraq we will just have to fight them somewhere else. And where will that somewhere else be?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_I_casualties#Casualties_by_country

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II_casualties#Casualties_by_country

Hey I did not even tell you guys Merry Christmas. Sorry it has been really busy around here. Had a nice Christmas at our house with some friends and family. All thopugh alot of people came by through out the day only six were here for Christmas dinner. Santa came by a couple of days before to see if the day care kids had been good this year. Some have some haven't. You know who you are.

New years should be pretty big though. Last year one of our friends actually wandered over to the neighbors and slept on their porch. Then smashed his face on a rock coming up the hill. It was AWESOME!

What was 14 year old Danny Crawford doing out after midnight egging cars? Where was his mother? Where was the parental supervision of these kids? The mother is just as responsible for her sons death as the man that gunned him down is. You won't find my kids roaming the streets after midnight. Shit you won't find then roaming the streets at all.

http://www.comcast.net/news/national/index.jsp?cat=DOMESTIC&fn=/2006/12/19/544830.html&cvqh=itn_eggtoss

This is well said

http://www.nysun.com/pf.php?id=45266

These flowers

all look like...well go look. Not for the kids,

http://foersterling.com/floramagica/

Tequila PSA

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DUDE!

You got married like 4 times to the same guy in a month. Was that a vacation marriage? Or I love you marriage. Four times can not be chalked up to vacation. Someone needs some protein in their diet.

http://www.comcast.net/entertainment/index.jsp?fn=2006/12/06/230998.html&cvqh=itn_pamanderson

Paris, Lindsey, Avril etc.

You know I could not imagine growing up in the public eye. Between the ages of 17-23 I was totally out of control. It is actually a surprise to me that I made it out alive.

Partying, running wild in the streets, boys, girls, drugs, coke, weed ectasy, sex drugs rock n roll. I could not imagine being followed by people who published everything I did. There would of been some damn good pictures. they are still young folks don't expect them to act like their forty.

The thing I don't understand is the flashing the beav thing. WHY?! I mean moon us or something. Give us the backwards beav shot. The getting out of the and just barely giving a peek. SILLINESS! Bend over and flash that thing if your really serious.

They think they are being outrageous. But its just not that outrageous. Its like look my big bald beav fell out. OH NO!

Cheney's daughter is pregnant

CONGRATS GO OUT TO THE LADIES

I love all the headlines CHENEY'S GAY DAUGHTER PREGNANT. Nice you simple minded a-holes!

I have been reading the comments over atPerez'z page. Everyone including Perez point the finger at Republicans for not supporting gay marriage. LMAO! It is not the Republicans. It is both parties. To narrow it down to a Republican/Democrat issue simplifies the issue and gives people someone to blame. It is across the board. Oregon is a very Liberal state. The recent election is proof of that. But yet the gay marriage amendment voted on in 04' did not pass. WHAT IN A LIBERAL STATE?! Yes in a liberal state. That is because once again. It is not a dem repub issue. There are people out there from both parties that are scared of the words gay marriage.

They think they will go to HELL just for voting for it. Gays deserve the same rights as we do. Plain and simple. But throwing the word marriage in there is what is causing the whole problem. I know alot of gay people do not like the words Civil Union. But that just might pass more easily then Gay Marriage.

For all those Christians in both parties the word marriage connected to gay is not feasible it is not something that they can comprehend.

If everyone would come together and compromise maybe call it Civil Marriage. Call it anything except gay marriage and it will pass. There are alot of simple minded people who will never understand gays. The same way there are simple minded people who will never understand Republicans.

http://online.logcabin.org/

There is a new Republican it started with Jesse Ventura, Then Arnold and there will be more. Kinky was one. He was just a little too crazy to get elected.

When there are more of the New Republicans is when Gay Marriage, Civil Unions or Civil Marriage will pass.

John Kerry, Hill and Bill Clinton, John Edwards do not and did not support gay marriage. Remember DOMA during the Clinton years. It was sponsored by both parties. Remember Don't ask, Don't tell. How easily we forget that the Democrats are quick to abandon the gay community when they are needed most.

I voted for Gay marriage and so did my Republican friends so go figure.

Crazy drug dealen GRANMA

http://www.comcast.net/news/strange/index.jsp?cat=STRANGE&fn=/2006/12/01/532581.html&cvqh=twisted_potgrandma

Got this in an e-mail.

Oh yeah...apply THIS philosophy to your retirement fund.
Published: October 22, 2006Nancy Pelosi condemned the new record highs of the stock market as "just another example of Bush policies helping the rich get richer". "First Bush cut taxes for the rich and the economy has rebounded with new record low unemployment rates, which only means wealthy employers are getting even wealthier at the expense of the underpaid working class".She went on to say "Despite the billions of dollars being spent in Iraq our economy is still strong and government tax revenues are at all time highs. "What this really means is" that business is exploiting the war effort and working Americans, just to put money in their own pockets".When questioned about recent stock market highs she responded "Only the rich benefit from these record highs. Working Americans, welfare recipients, the unemployed and minorities are not sharing in these obscene record highs"."There is no question these windfall profits and income created by the Bush administration need to be taxed at 100% rate and those dollars redistributed to the poor and working class"."Profits from the stock market do not reward the hard work of our working class who, by their hard work, are responsible for generating these corporate profits that create stock market profits for the rich. We in congress will need to address this issue to either tax these profits or to control the stock market to prevent this unearned income to flow to the rich".When asked about the fact that over 80% of all Americans have investments in mutual funds, retirement funds, 401K's, and the stock market she replied "That may be true, but probably only 5% account for 90% of all these investment dollars. That's just more "trickle down" economics claiming that if a corporation is successful that everyone from the CEO to the floor sweeper benefit from higher wages and job security which is ridiculous". How much of this "trickle down" ever get to the unemployed and minorities in our county? None, and that's the tragedy of these stock market highs.""We democrats are going to address this issue after the election when we take control of the congress. We will return to the 60% to 80% tax rates on the rich and we will be able to take at least 30% of all current lower Federal Income Tax taxpayers off the roles and increase government income substantially. We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income in our country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest." When asked how these new tax dollars would be spent, she replied "We need to raise the standard of living of our poor, unemployed and minorities. For example, we have an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in our country who need our help along with millions of unemployed minorities. Stock market windfall profits taxes could go a long ways to guarantee these people the standard of living they would like to have as "Americans"

This picture

cracks me up. I had to share it. kathy loves doughnuts.

http://perezhilton.com/topics/if_you_are/if_you_are_easily_offended_20061201.php

This is crazy!

I found the link to this video over at A WelshView.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVLZJ90E-q4

This is just gross. The chick looks like she is gacked out. If the wind picks up shes a goner. YUCK! This is what is wrong with the Hollywood crowd. They think this look is attractive.

Look at Meg Ryan's face it is all messed up. It is just plain sad how weird she looks. She is just a few more surgeries away from lookin like Michael Jackson.

A lot of people in Hollywood have that look the stretched out plactic look. Its weird.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=416341&in_page_id=1879

Another case

Where a no man would of come in handy!

http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=MTUyMHwyMA%3D%3D

Dress Tom Cruise

http://www.heavy.com/dressup/tomcruise/tomcruise.php?partner=aff50

While I enjoy a good crotch shot as much as the next guy. I think maybe Brittany needs to realize that she is fighting for the custody of her children and the best thing to do is to present a good image. Hanging around with Paris and flashing the beav is not the best idea. There are all these yes people in Hollywood.

What everyone needs is a good no person? Especially Tom Cruise, and Lindsay and Paris and Brittany and Snoop Dogg and Kate Hudson. Some one should of told her not to dump her husband for ol Honker nose Owen Wilson. He is weird looking and talks weird. His brother is much cuter.

http://perezhilton.com/topics/britney_spears/britney_pulls_a_lindsay_20061126.php

Democrats

Nancy Pelosi and her Democrats are not focusing on issues they are focusing on revenge. Revenge against Republicans for stealing their power over the past eight years. They need to quit. It was a big mistake to elect the Democrats they are going to do nothing except have all these investigations that lead to nothing and waste taxpayers money. They do not care about us, the war or the state of our economy. They care about revenge against the Republicans. The nest two years will be a stale mate of crying libs not getting anything done.

Iraq

We need to quit pussy footing around Iraq. Bomb the hell out of Sadar city. If that is where the insurgents are hiding bomb the fuck out of it. The people there like the insurgents they support the insurgents bomb them. Bomb on Ramadan. Bomb the temples they are hiding in. Bomb them. Quit worrying about the world view. Because right now we look like pussies.

We are worried about civilian casualities while the insurgents willing kill civilians daily. The number is rising. Bring in more troops seal off the borders and kill anyone that tries to cross.

We are not fighting Iraqis we are fighting insurgents from other countries that do not care about the people of Iraq.

We can not leave Iraq because we need to be there to fight Russia, Syria, and Iran.

A prime example

Of how Portland sucks. I have this lady I babysit for. The state paid me for a while until she lost her job. Why did she loose her jobs? She tested positive for meth while on the diversion program. The city went to her job and arrested her. So she was fired. There for she needed more support from the state. They did not keep her in jail. She continued the diversion program never testing positive again, while continuing to use. She actually graduated from the program. She was clean and off drugs now right. Wrong she was arrested again after being caught on tape making a drug deal while her kids were there. Nice huh. They did not take her to jail once again. Because her son is special needs and there was no on to take him at the time. Her mother with dementia was also there. So off to diversion she went again. Giving a clean urine sample for every "random" test she took. Last night there is a call on my caller I.D. from Clackamas County Sheriffs. It was her she had been arrested again. I didn't answer. So any bets that she gets out and goes back into diversion.

Diversion is a joke. It is a waste of taxpayers money. She tells me how she passes her test. She has her daughter pee in a cup. She tells the lady watching her she can't pee. Ask her to turn on the water. While her back is turned she pours her daughters urine in the cup. There are so many people that go through this program doing drugs the whole time. How random can a drug test be if they call you and tell you tomorrow we are going to test you? A random drug test should be exactly that random when she shows up for her "diversion class' she should have to pee in a cup without any warning what so ever. The citizens of Oregon are being forced to pay for yet another program that is failing. It is just turning the tweekers back out on the streets to dig through our trash and sale their food stamps for meth. This is not the only case. I had two neighbors in Tualatin that held decent jobs, did meth and were in diversion never failed a test either. Graduated and got their little certificates that said they were both clean. A year later they are living in their car. Still doing meth. But at least they had their certificate to hang on the wall of their van. Yea for Portland once again!

What is weird to me is that I can look at these people and tell they are on meth. But their counselors in the program can't. They need to give these tweekers the hair drug test or draw blood. Because the urine test is not working. If they fail the test once while in diversion they should go straight to jail.

Oregon libs

I wonder how the Oregon libs feel about electing Kuloncowski now? Pretty stupid huh. They all yell that they want change that the schools are bad, economies in the dumps. So what do the stupid libs do they re-elect the man who has done nothing. He added 35,000 more kids to the Oregon Health plan. YEA! More tweekers kids get free medical care while their parents stay home and smoke meth. Yea for meth smoking Oregonians and we the working people who support them.

And then theres the floods. He still has not apologized for saying a little rain in Oregon is not a national emergency. While the city of Tillamook is washing away. And when asked about his comment he stammered as much as he did during his acceptance speech! The man can not complete a sentence with our saying uh.

Just too freaky for me.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=416816&in_page_id=1770

Apparently the Vatican says that building a fence between the U.S. and Mexico is inhumane. But we also need to cinsider that this is the same group that endorses the inhumane act of fucking altar boys. So who cares. They seem to have forgotten what inhumane is.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyid=2006-11-14T140342Z_01_L14287390_RTRUKOC_0_US-POPE-IMMIGRATION-FENCE.xml&src=rss&rpc=22

Its mind bogglin I tell ya. The state of Oregon is in trouble our schools are failing, tweekers are roaming the street virtually unbothered by the police. There are Bridge beavers working across from businesses in front of our children. Standing in front of taverns and at the bus stops. We have people rumaging through our trash in broad day light. They don't even wait til its dark. Trash day they are out there at 8:00 in the morning diggint through our trash. Right in front of us.

We are taxed to the point that we can't afford to be taxed anymore, then they tax us more. They do away with all their natural resources that made the State money and expect the people to make up for the loss. People are whining and complaining and want change.

So what do they do? They vote for the same people who caused the problem. I don't understand it. Democrats have run our state into the ground. The don't care about anyone in this state except for the people on welfare. People with jobs are seen as fair game. As benefactors. People to suck more money out of. We who own our own homes are forced to support people who do not want to do anything for themselves. The people who feel the Government owes it to them to take care of them and their families.

It's a bunch of CRAP. Darlene Hooley does not give a hooey about the hard working people of Oregon, neither does Kulongougeme or WU. We are their cash cow and they need to start caring.

There has been a extreme mismanagement of money in the State and we just hand it back over to the people who made the mess.

A true feminist

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=43127

What a great woman. She has survived and seen more then some of us every dreamed of. She continues to smile and continues to fight for Iraq.

Rain

It has been raining for like five days now. I can't take it anymore. There is no school tomorrow, so it will be a mad house here. Pray for me.

The only thing I can say

about the Democrats winning is that they finally get the chance once and for all to show us how incompetent they are. They wanted it there you go you got two years to screw it all up. Just in time for another Republican to step in and clean up the mess. I'm thinking Giuliani.

This is a good one.


http://www.comcast.net/news/strange/index.jsp?cat=STRANGE&fn=/2006/11/03/513342.html&cvqh=tues_nudefeud

I just realized

That I was watching Martha Stuart and it freaked my deak! She is weird. She told this 28 or so year old guy to go to the notions store. A notions store. Men nowadays don't know what a notions store is older men, rich dudes and maybe a few gay men know what a notions store is. But not the average male. The poor guy looked confused.

She is so weird. Why do people watch her? I don't get it.

Michael Reagan called with an important message and poll. I am letting my 13 year old take the poll.

Hey man don't forget to vote!

Look at them bridge beavers. Refer to previous post...

http://msfanniland.blogspot.com/2006/01/beaver-pelts.html,

http://msfanniland.blogspot.com/2006/04/i-have-been-wanting-to-get-picture-of.html

Kanya's mouth is way bigger

Kanya's mouth is way bigger then his penis. What an idiot! He says he didn't see the winning video but it couldn't be better then his. That's like voting when you don't know the issues.

http://perezhilton.com/topics/kanye_west/kanye_west_can_suck_a_dick_20061102.php

No one wants to go to Clinton's party

At 500,000 dollars a ticket I wonder why people didn't jump on it?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=413214&in_page_id=1770

Check out this site

http://www.brentshapiro.org/index.php

The new imigrant

Got this in my e-mail

THE NEW IMMIGRANT

Newspapers simply won't publish letters to the editor which they either deem politically incorrect (read below) or which don't agree with the philosophy they're "pushing" on the public. This woman wrote a great letter to the editor that should have been published - but with your help it will get "published" via cyberspace!

New Immigrants

From: "David LaBonte"My wife, Rosemary, wrote a wonderful letter to the editor of the Orange County Register which, of course, was not printed. So, I decided to "print" it myself by sending it out on the Internet.
Pass it along if you feel so inclined.Dave LaBonte (signed)Written in response to a series of letters to the editor in the Orange County Register:Dear Editor:So many letter writers have based their arguments on how this land is made up of immigrants. Ernie Lujan for one, suggests we should tear down the Statue of Liberty because the people now in question aren't being treated the same as those who passed through Ellis Island and other ports of entry.Maybe we should turn to our history books and point out to people like Mr.Lujan why today's American is not willing to accept this new kind of immigrant any longer. Back in 1900 when there was a rush from all areas of Europe to come to the United States, people had to get off a ship and stand in a long line in New York and be documented. Some would even get down on their hands and knees and kiss the ground. They made a pledge to uphold the laws and support their new country in good and bad times. ! They made learning English a primary rule in their new American households and some even changed their names to blend in with their new home. They had waved good bye to their birth place to give their children a new life and did everything in their power to help their children assimilate into one culture.Nothing was handed to them. No free lunches, no welfare, no labor laws to protect them. All they had were the skills and craftsmanship they had brought with them to trade for a future of prosperity.
Most of their children came of age when World War II broke out. My father fought along side men whose parents had come straight over from Germany, Italy, France and Japan. None of these 1st generation Americans ever gave any thought about what country their parents had come from. They were Americans fighting Hitler, Mussolini and the Emperor of Japan. They were defending the United States of America as one people.
When we liberated France, no one in those villages were looking for the French-American or the German American or the Irish American. The people of France saw only Americans. And we carried one flag that represented one country. Not one of those immigrant sons would have thought about picking up another country's flag and waving it to represent who they were. It would have been a disgrace to their parents who had sacrificed so much to be here. These immigrants truly knew what it meant to be an American. They stirred the melting pot into one red, white and blue bowl.And here we are in 2006 with a new kind of immigrant who wants the same rights and privileges. Only they want to achieve it by playing with a different set of rules, one that includes the entitlement card and a guarantee of being faithful to their mother country. I'm sorry, that's not what being an American is all about. I believe that the immigrants who landed on Ellis Island in the early 1900's deserve ! better than that for all the toil, hard work and sacrifice in raising future generations to create a land that has become a beacon for those legally searching for a better life. I think they would be appalled that they are being used as an example by those waving foreign country flags.And for that suggestion about taking down the Statue of Liberty, it happens to mean a lot to the citizens who are voting on the immigration bill. I wouldn't start talking about dismantling the United States just yet

(signed) Rosemary LaBonte

Help find Max

http://helpbringmaxhome.bravehost.com/

I mean really what can you say

http://www.drudgereport.com/flashaw.htm

Anna Nicole Blamed By Half-Sister for her sons death. We have all seen Anna's backwards ass country fuck family on numerous occasions. They are a bunch of toothless tweekers who are trying to make money off of Anna any way they can. Screw them and what they have to say about Daniels death. Might as well stroll out to Johnson Creek and ask the bridge beaver what she thinks. Just get the same incoherent response.

http://www.facesofmeth.us/main.htm

Why do we have to pay for tweekers medical treatment? Did you know that the city of Portland paid to have a tweeker who had already had three open heart surgeries(that we paid for) to be airlifted from Lincolin CIty to Portland for medical care. She chooses to keep doing crystal meth. But we are responsible for repairing and providing up keep for the body she chooses to destroy? If a person chooses to destroy their body why do we the hard working tax payers have to pay for its repair.

But yet our schools need money and our kids aren't learning.? But hey tweeken Susie needs new teeth. Tweeken Pete has a bad heart. Why because of meth, because of their personall choices?

Why are our kids not learning because we oay for these peoples up keep. And their speed. We give them all food stamps which they trade for speed. then they go get food from the food bank cuz they done traded their food stamps for meth. So we pay for the up keep and their meth.

What the Hell does a tweeker need new teeth for? They are usually homeless and wandering ther streets turning tricks for cash to buy more meth. They don't need teeth for turning tricks. Plus after they get the teeth they continue to use meth, which continues to eat away at their gums so then they need new teeth cuz their teeth don't fit no more.
Then when we repair their heart and they keep doing more meth so then what do we do pay for a heart transplant. So they can destroy that heart too? It is just stupid to pay for the up keep of people who are destroying themselves!

It is a viscous cycle that is a huge money pit and Tom Potter and Ted Kulongougus want to throw more money down that pit. I say put a man holecover over that pit and let them fend for themselves! It'll save us alot of money. Everyone who receives state aid should pass a drug test.

James Chasse

This mans family blames the police for their brother being dead because they can not accept the fact that they turned their back on him. His brother chose to ignore the fact that his brother was mentally ill and wandering the streets of Portland. Causing inconvenience for and maybe even harm to the people of Portland. But hey as long as he did not have to deal with the situation right. As long as his brother was "safe and alive" right.

Wrong. He shirked his responsibility. And now his brother is dead and they want to point their fingers at everyone else but themselves. Why not pay for the help his brother needed. Too much money or too much hassle to deal with him?

Portland has a real problem with homelessness with the mentally ill and tweekers roaming the streets and the families of these people choose to let the police deal with the problem. They know that their family members can be violent and out of control. But instead of handling the members of their families themselves its easier to turn their backs and ignore the situation and let the city of Portland and its residents deal with these people. But now that he is dead all of a sudden they care.

http://portlandmercury.com/portland/Content?oid=65708&category=22101

These are great

Lords of the Logistic

http://aistigave.hit.bg/Logistics/

A few reasons to vote Republican

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJmbomyq0fc

Ms I mean Mr Jaskson dresses like a female school teacher in hopes of picking up 14 year old boys.

Cuz everyone knows 14 year old boys love school teachers.

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments2/michael_jackson_becomes_a_woman/

Dixie chick stuff on Ebay.

I should buys these and sale them and donate the money to Republican party The guitar alone would piss off abunch of libs.

http://www.tmz.com/2006/10/16/get-ready-to-jam-dixie-chicks-style/

I know theres dead people and a plane in the side of a building and a fire and falling pieces from an airplane.......BUT I'm Alec Baldwin DAMMIT!!

http://www.tmz.com/2006/10/12/baldwin-to-nypd-i-see-the-plane-crash-now-move/

IDIOT!

Go read this http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/the_nose_on_your_face/

http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/the_nose_on_your_face/

I SAY RUN THE AD

Quit being pussies and run the ad!

http://www.drudgereport.com/flashma.htm

What Barbra, the Dixie Chicks and others fail to realize is that all their fans aren't Bush haters. 1/2 of the population of the US is Republican. And yes we too watch TV, buy concert tickets and C.D.'s. Alot of us have quit buying movie tickets and maybe more of us will quit buying CD's. Why do the stars choose to alienate 1/2 of their fan base by sticking their politics in what they do? I mean REPUBLICANS ARE FANS TOO!

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/10/10/D8KLQI6O0.html

Read this before you get your next tattoo.

http://www.hanzismatter.com/

Singen group Clowns busted!

500 pounds of cocaine. Mans that's a lot of smack. Italian Singen Clowns are crazy! And stupid. How long were they planning on touring for? 500 pounds of cocaine just really seems like maybe their going a bit over board with the cocaine.
They were nominated for best Children's Album. Go figure.

I was expecting that it was a story about Insane Clown Posse. Not some singen Italians.

http://www.themonitor.com/SiteProcessor.cfm?Template=/GlobalTemplates/Details.cfm&StoryID=15658&Section=Loca

George

Poor George. Someone needs top tell his partner Kenny that it is going to take more then a McDonalds to fix him. He his messed up. He has a real problem. He needs say some rehab maybe. Does Mc Donalds offer that? Doesn't that make four times now?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2006450634,00.html

I'd say he had more then an alcohol problem. He has some mental issues. He's a pedophile. Maybe an alcoholic too. But mostly a pedophile.

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash2.htm

OH MY GAWD!

City rag has some great nudist vacation photos.

http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2005/06/nudism.html