DON'T FEED THE DOG

When someone say don't feed the dog...then don't feed it. It is rude. People look at the dog and think oh poor dog it doesn't get people food. THATS BECAUSE IF YOU GIVE THE PEOPLE FOOD TO THE DOG IT WILL EITHER FART ALL NIGHT, SHIT ALL OVER OR BARF ALL OVER!

I woke up this morning to six piles of dog bark. This was at 6:45 after having a few drinks the night before. One pile in my bedroom. And five in the dining room room and kitchen. Mongo just walked around the island barfing. Then I barfed in the back yard. Barefoot in my P.J.'s barfing in the rain. What a glorious day.

Lets see what else. Yesterday. The my youngest son and two other neighbors kids and a helped the cops find a criminal. Yes a real life criminal. And even better a tweeker. You know how I love them tweekers. Well the cops go screamen down our street after this guy who is on foot. He had been seen coming out a window of a house with big brown gloves on. We are all standing in the back yard and see the guy their looking for in the back behind our house. The kids take off down the street following this guy. The watch him climbing fences and stuff. They tracked him down a few blocks away to a house. Where he knew the people and was standing outside just chatting them up like he wasn't who they were looking for. He saw the kids coming and ran in the guys house. The cops come screachen up run in the house and arrest this guy.

These poor people had no idea this guy was running from the cops. His name is Randy Tucker. He is a notorious meth head who grew up in this neighbor. His family is long since gone. But he is still here. They should of taken him with them. There have been alot of break ins around here. Most likely all due to his return. But what he did not know was we have Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boys and Magnum P.I. running the streets around here. SO WATCH OUT!

The kids did have a grown up with them so don't be alarmed.