WALLET THEIF

So Erica and I were at the Wal Mart last Friday. And this lil short lady goes running by. I think she might of been a midget. We were all like whoa look at the lil short lady running, Whats up with that? She starts screaming help he stole my wallet. Erica and I looked at each other and say Its a wallet thief. (cuz we had just been talking about wallet thieves on the way to Wal Mart) The lil lady was gettin no where fast. Cuz she had these lil short legs. So I took off running after the dude. With Erica close n my tail. To make sure nothing happened to me.

I passed up the lil short lady and started to cross Otty road and was almost hit by a mini truck. It was totally like a movie. I ran up Otty road. And yelled at the Pick up that almost hit me to block the guy. They did. I ran up grabbed him by the collar spun him around. I told him give me the wallet mother fucker. He said I'm sorry mam I just needed to the money because I'm hungry. I told him SHUT the Fuck up you need the money for meth. I yanked the wallet out of his hand. And told him give her money back too fucker. He handed it over I turned around went back to Wal Mart. Gave the chick her money back. Got in my Volvo Wagon with Erica and we went straight to the booze store.

It had been a really long time since I ran like that. It is a good thing I was wearing my cool mo dee pink checkered vans instead of my flip flops. Or else I would of had to catch that dude bare footed.

It was like the cape crusader man.