Best person in the world award

http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/19/the-best-person-in-the-world/

Dancin for Jesus

http://www.cbs7.com:80/news/details.asp?ID=1031

Maybe Obama and Clinton need to watch the O'Reilly interview where Kerry says he regrets not going on FOX during his election campaign. I know libs hate FOX, but everyone watches FOX. Even the haters watch it. So go ahead skip the FOX sponsored debates. Don't be seen by those voters. Don't let them know who you are. It only helps the Republicans.

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117962755.html?categoryid=14&cs=1

"D.C. Madam" Speaks with ABC News

I hope she names names soon. Because if she doesn't we won't know any of her secrets before some one Chandra Levy's her.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2007/04/dc_madam_speaks.html

Why So Gloomy?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17997788/site/newsweek/

DON'T FEED THE DOG

When someone say don't feed the dog...then don't feed it. It is rude. People look at the dog and think oh poor dog it doesn't get people food. THATS BECAUSE IF YOU GIVE THE PEOPLE FOOD TO THE DOG IT WILL EITHER FART ALL NIGHT, SHIT ALL OVER OR BARF ALL OVER!

I woke up this morning to six piles of dog bark. This was at 6:45 after having a few drinks the night before. One pile in my bedroom. And five in the dining room room and kitchen. Mongo just walked around the island barfing. Then I barfed in the back yard. Barefoot in my P.J.'s barfing in the rain. What a glorious day.

Lets see what else. Yesterday. The my youngest son and two other neighbors kids and a helped the cops find a criminal. Yes a real life criminal. And even better a tweeker. You know how I love them tweekers. Well the cops go screamen down our street after this guy who is on foot. He had been seen coming out a window of a house with big brown gloves on. We are all standing in the back yard and see the guy their looking for in the back behind our house. The kids take off down the street following this guy. The watch him climbing fences and stuff. They tracked him down a few blocks away to a house. Where he knew the people and was standing outside just chatting them up like he wasn't who they were looking for. He saw the kids coming and ran in the guys house. The cops come screachen up run in the house and arrest this guy.

These poor people had no idea this guy was running from the cops. His name is Randy Tucker. He is a notorious meth head who grew up in this neighbor. His family is long since gone. But he is still here. They should of taken him with them. There have been alot of break ins around here. Most likely all due to his return. But what he did not know was we have Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boys and Magnum P.I. running the streets around here. SO WATCH OUT!

The kids did have a grown up with them so don't be alarmed.

There's not eating for Sanjaya. And binge eating for Sanjaya. LAME!

I have a better idea. How bout shoot a tweeker til Sanjaya gets voted off? Or steal tweekers bike. Run over tweekers and steal their bikes til Sanjaya gets voted off.

PUPPIES!

People who cheat. When you are dating as girlfriend and boyfriend it is different then cheating when you are married. When you are married you take a vow not to cheat. And when people try and justify their cheating it is funny to me. How do you justify being a liar and a cheat? If a person can lie to the mother or father of their children, the person closest to them. Then they can easily lie to others.

To me when a person cheats it is proof that they are a liar and a cheat. Straight out proof. Laid out right before your eyes. They might as well wear a sign that says Hi I am a liar and a cheat. I can lie with ease and without caring how it affects the person I am cheating on and have lied to.

If you are married and not happy and meet someone else, it is respectful to say hey look I'm not happy, I met someone else. End the marriage and let the other person who you no longer want to be with go and be happy too. Or you can continue to live with them and sneak around and lie to the person closest to you making both of you unhappy.

I also think it says a lot about the person who you are cheating with. That they can be with someone else's spouse makes them just as bad as the person cheating. It show a major disrespect and lack of morals. I also find it interesting when the people who cheat continue the relationship after the divorce. I wonder if they ever really trust the person. Cuz if they can cheat on their spouse they can just as easily cheat on you.

And how it affects the children. You may think it doesn't hurt the children they don't know what happened. Maybe they don't. But when they get older and find out the truth, it will be bad. Bad for the parent that cheated. There will be anger and the child may cut themselves off from you completely. Because they will find out the truth.

Being a cheater affects all aspects of your life. When I find out someone has cheated it immediately changes my view of that person.

This is just disturbing.It must be a family thing. Do they all get together and have giant orgies or what?

http://www.celebwarship.com/wp/?p=2015

WOW!

Move over, Dannielynn Anna Nicole's Native son is alive and well on the Tohono O'odham reservation, and he may be the rightful heir to the tabloid temptress' millions...


http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2007-03-08/news/tohono-o-odham-with-love/

I might wear this if I was drunk and nobody stopped me.

http://perezhilton.com/topics/joss_stone/new_couple_alert_20070311.php

Dumb

Obviously this guys mama did not teach him common sense. That is the number one thing to teach a child. Common sense. Which Jason is seriously lacking. I watched some of the episodes of Laguna Beach. And thought that he was a giant pussy.

http://www.comcast.net/tv/index.jsp?cat=TELEVISION&fn=/2007/03/07/604344.html&cvqh=itn_laguna

http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/G/great_global_warming_swindle/index.html

30,000 dollar audioblog

Gabcast! msfanni #1

30,000 DOLLARS THAT IS IN ONE FUCKING HOUSE

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=nation_world&id=5072659

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash.htm

30,000 dollar electric bill?!?!?!?!

So the ladies of the View except Elisbeth think that a 30,000 dollar is no big deal. THAT IS IN ONE FUCKING HOUSE LADIES. My electric bill averages 130 to a 160 dollars a month. Then they discredit everything she said by saying that's from FOX. Don't talk about Al like that.

Al Gore stands there and points his finger at us in his lecturing all knowing way. Telling us to conserve electricity. Drive an electric car, ride a bike. Well kiss my ass bitches. Rosie why don't you ride a fucking bike. You are all a bunch of hypocritical a holes.

Al Gore does not conserve energy. He flies in private jets, has 30,00 electric bills, travels in an SUV for just him and his wife..I think one of them electric cars with a driver should suffice. You can fancy it all up with bullet proof windows and stuff.

Gawd those ladies suck. Hold on I gotta go change the channel. Joy and Rosie are such hypocrites.

Larry Birkhead is the daddy. Howard K Stern has pretty much conceded that Larry is the dad. But Howard wants MONEY.

http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/27/what-it-will-take-for-howard-k-to-go-away/

This picture is awesome!

What is up with this dude? Is his face made of latex?
http://dlisted.com/?p=7271

Inconvenient Truths calles science fiction by climatologisthttp://article.nationalreview.com/?q=YjI4NTc0YWMzNTA3ZjRmYmJiMDRjNmI5MGEwZTFhM2E=

http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=YjI4NTc0YWMzNTA3ZjRmYmJiMDRjNmI5MGEwZTFhM2E=

Miising child

http://www.florida-cracker.org/archives/004041.html